Big Trouble

Okay! Time to check my mail! Mia! What do we have today?!

Nothing for you today, Triad!

WHAT?! Then... who's the e-mail for?!

*Gasp* It's for.... Alex?!

BOOYAH! Somebody loves me!

Alex gets mail?

If it wasn't a federal offense, I'd burn it.

Well then, Miss Mia! Read off MY mail!

Um, no. Triad, you do it.

Well, I suppose it is MY website... so, okay:

Dear Alex,

How do you feel about Mia and Jenna?

-Elena Carlson

Oh, sweet glorious revenge.

Um... I, um...

Answer the question, ALEX!

Or I'll BURN YOU!

Um... *gulp* I... uh... Hey Triad! Do I have to be honest?!

On MY website you do!

DAMN! Uh... well... I guess Mia's kinda cute in her own way...

WHAT?! *Mauls Alex*

OW! OW! OOH! NOT COOL! OW! Would you prefer me to say she was ugly?!

HOW DARE YOU INSULT MY MIA! *Continues Mauling Alex. Ten Minutes Later, he stops.*

I think he broke my spine... and about Jenna... Aw, Triad, do I really have to say it?

Yes.

*Whispering* I think she's hot.

WHAT?! *Mauls Alex*

What?! He thinks I'm hot?! I'll show him hot! *Casts Flare Storm, Cataclysm, Supernova, and Firestorm at Alex all at once*

OW!

(At the hospital, three days later...)

Ooh... does it hurt a lot, Alex?

Yes...

Good. By the way, we muses send you a card.

Really? *Opens Card and Begins Reading* "Don't get well soon. We all hate you. Drop Dead." Encouraging.

So anyway, until next time: SEND ME E-MAIL! And I'll check it! YAY! Go home now.

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