Moron?!

Well, it's that time again, the time to make the house come down with the sounds of E-mail. Mia! If you please. . .

It gives me no pleasure to read your e-mail, Triad. Okay... I guess I'll do it because someone else will eventually:

Dear Triad Orion,

Why are you such a moron, Triad?

-Akiko

............

Oh, this is the question I've been waiting for since this website opened.

Is there enough free space in all the world's computers to write out the full answer?

Probably not.

Well, I gotta answer this question. Um, why am I such a moron?

Because you leave off at cliffhangers all the time?

Because you act like an idiot 99% of the time?

It's because he likes Utz chips better than Lays!

I mean, you can't just eat one. I mean, not even I could eat just one.

I bet it's because Triad plays video games instead of writing!

Or that he's a guy that's not a GS character.

Maybe it's from watching too much Ed, Edd, n Eddy!

Buttered Toast!

*Anger Vein* Alex, come here... *Glaciers Alex*

That wasn't cool!

Actually it was VERY cool. It just wasn't nice to you, Alex.

His stupid puns and literalist side work too.

Too many good reasons.

Wait. I've got the perfect answer: I'm a moron because.... I'm ME!

Sounds about right.

So anyway... see you soon!

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