Shortened Life Spans
Again I am here a'checkin' my e-mail. You know the drill, Mia!
The one I'm going to drive into your head for interrupting me while playing Medal of Honor?
0_o; Um, no... just the drill to read off my e-mail.
Okay then... remind me to show you how to really use an M1 Garand for killing after this.
Dear Triad Orion,
Why do you leave off at evil cliffhangers in your fics when you know full well that it will incur the wrath of everyone in the Golden Sun section and possibly shorten your life span?
-Midnight C.
Ah, a question I often ask myself. Well Midnight, I've come to the conclusion that... I don't know why I leave off at such evil cliffhangers.
To build suspense, maybe?
That sounds like something that makes sense. That means it's something Triad wouldn't do on his own.
I think it's because he's a lazy crap for crap that doesn't want to write the suspenseful and force his cult readers to wait!
That's too evil for Triad. You know he's not capable of being THAT evil.
Yeah! I mean, I still buy sodas for you guys even though most of you aren't nice to ME most of the time.
You're just afraid me or Mia will kick the crap out of you.
You're forgetting Jenna and Garet. Anyway, focus, people! Why do I leave off at evil cliffhangers?
Because you're evil?
No. Alex.... forget it. It's not worth wasting my breath. Mia, please Glacier him.
With pleasure. *Glaciers Alex*
*Teeth Chattering* Well, at least I'm wearing my snow pants.
I don't think they're flame retardant though... *Grins evilly, then casts Inferno on Alex.*
IT BURNS!!!!
I think that's the point, Alex. Anyway... I think the reason why I leave off at evil cliffhangers is simple, and Mia, if you will... please just say it.
Because he's stupid!
Ah, close enough. So anyway. Remember kids... cross the street with both hands tied behind your back and someday you'll become a corporate garbage man.
What the hell did you just say?
Something completely random and stupid, thereby validating your response to said question.
Indeed.
Remember to e-mail Triad on your way out! Have a good day and may all of your M1 Garand rounds find their way into their target!
Return to Ask Triad Orion