Just What Triad Doesn't Need

Guten Tag, meine Freundin. Was ist los heute?

Nichts, danke. And stop speaking in German, Triad. I don't think anyone understands you but me.

What did he say about my Freud?! I don't own a psychologist!

I see your point. Anyway, what kinda E-mail do we have for us today?

Well, here it is:

Hey again, Triad.

This time I wanna know why you don't have Ivan, Sheba, or Felix as your muses. I mean, Felix is kinda hot, though not as hot as Garet.
Oh, and I still want to borrow Garet, so please send him to me in a stamped envelope addressed to my castle in Authorland.
Thanks, man!

-Dragon Empress

Looks like we have a repeat offender. I mean, E-mailer. And what does she want with my Garet?!

I could call Trogdor the Burniator to go burniate her for you.

If it involves lots of fire and pain, do it.

Um... right. You may want to lock your door, Dragon Empress. Anyway, as for your question... I didn't get them for several reasons. The first of all, there are too many muses as it is!

GOAAAAAAAAAAL!

Alex, they're playing golf. That's a hole in one. *Gets grabbed by Jenna and pulled into an overprotective hug*

HE'S MINE! My own.... my precioussss.......

Hey! Has anyone seen The Cheat? He was supposed to help me rig Triad's bed to fling him out the window!

The shortest distance between two points is a straight line, but it is not always as such in life. One should always consider all choices before moving on. Now then... do I want the potato salad or the macoroni salad?!

Mia, I couldn't go on without you...

Isaac... let me go hit Triad for a second and then I'll be back with you. *Hits Triad*

Ouch! Um... I think that answers part of your question. The other is that well, some of those muses were already taken. My good friend Village Idiot already has Ivan to deal with, and fellow author Griffinkhan has enough trouble with Sheba. And Felix... well... I'm afraid he'd turn into another Alex.

FOUL! OFF SIDES!

Um, just because the golf cart drove into the water hazard doesn't mean it's offsides, Alex... it's just stupidity from their part. Which is something I'd really expect from you.

I don't think ANYONE wants Felix to turn out like that! Anyway, until next time, eat your cat, brush your vegetables, and E-mail Triad!

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