'Look at me! I'm a monkey, I'm a monkey!'
'NO! I'm the monkey!'
*cries* I wanna be the monkey! Mooooooooom!'
'I Howie D, do solemnly swear to be the monkey'
'No fair! Brian's mic is better than mine! Well, I'm just gonna use his! HA!'
*Cries* 'But I don't wanna wear the pink suit again, Mommy!'
*Singing* 'He's got the whole world in his hands...'