*sings to self* 'I wanna be, I wanna be like Mike.
I could be like Mike... if I were black... and bald...'

'Told ya I was the monkey.'

'Dude, exactly why are you taking pictures of me just sitting here?'

'Tell me, does it actually look like I wanna freakin' smile?'

'Man, I really like this wall.'

'Why are they still following us. What if we had to do some business back here?'
'They probably think Brian's a ghost or something, AJ.'
'Nick's right, you really need some color, Brian.'
'There's nothing wrong with being translucent guys.'
'Gee, thanks, Kevin! Nice cousin you are! Just wait 'til I tell your mama.'

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