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6/9/96 (SCA 30 Year Celebration, AS XXXI) Katriana of Grithold buys the title of Mother Superior of the Holy Order of Our Lady of Debauchery from Cardinal Stefano of the Holy Roman Catholic Apostolic Church of An Tir (Inc.); she uses the title to sell Monk/Nunships and Abbot/esses for beer to become the First Tablero Centurian.
7/?/96 (Kriegstreiber, ASXXXI) In trying to get more free beer, Katriana receives questions from prospective recruits about the rights and responsibilities of being in the Order; these novel questions cause her to start thinking about the various types of good the Order could do.
8/?/96 (Ducal War, ASXXXI) The first copies of the Rule of the Order are distributed, written by the Mother Superior and the new Grand Inquisitor (Runswith of Grithold, Katriana's Other Half).
6/?/98 (Dragon's Mist Defender's Tourney, ASXXXIII) The order performs its first Service, and handfasts a couple after the service.
First Psaying from Jeffrey Sinclair: Life has to be more than a heartbeat. What we hold sacred gives our lives meaning.
Second Psaying from Willie Wonka: We are the music makers, and we are the dreamers of dreams.
SoapBox: Thank you for coming to our first service of the Order. I would
like to explain to you what we're about.
All of our lives, we must fulfill many different duties; duties to
our parents, our teachers, our clans, kin, and families, our employers, and
our King. In the hectic age in which we live, here in AS XXXIII, these many
duties can cause us to forget to take care of ourselves, and to give ourselves
over to pleasure and fun; or when we take the time, we forget ourselves and
through not thinking cause harm--at least to ourselves the next morning. The
Holy Order of Our Lady of Debauchery exists to encourage Fun and Play, and
to remind people to think while they play. Our bywords are Safe, Sane and
Consensual, and we mean to show that these three bywords can help assess any
situation; and as long as we can make you smile, we're doing something right.
If this sounds like a Good Idea to you, stick around after the service and
we can talk about it.
8/1/98 (Rivers Faire, ASXXXIII) The Order performed their second service.
The First Psaying is from Londo Mollari: "Well, you see, we Centauri
are always on duty--duty to the Republic, to our houses, to one another.
And so we have made the practice of Joy another duty, one which must be persued
as vigorously as the others. You should try it some time."
The Second Psaying is from Brother Theo: "The Bible says that even the
smallest sparrow does not fall without God seeing it. What then of all these
other races on distant worlds [people in distant places]?
Would He abandon them? Or reveal Himself in some other way? God goes by many
names. Perhaps some are alien-sounding--different faces and history--but all
describing the same Creator. We've come here to learn all those names--in
hopes of better understanding the One who is behind them."
SoapBox: Why are you here? More importantly, why are we here? Why are we
holding this service? To do honor to Our Lady of Debauchery. Well, who the
heck is she?
Our Lady of Debauchery is the personification of the human need to
play, and the concern that humans living in communities naturally have for
one another. She is a part of the energy of the human race, an inspiration
for creativity, and a darn good excuse. If you like, you can say that She
is a relative of Santa and the Easter Bunny--a personification of a particular
spirit. She does not represent a season--unless you only worship during the
Tourney Season--but rather an attitude and atmosphere of Joy. Her goal is
to see everyone joyous; her pain is twofold--that people are forgetting to
play, and that people who misunderstand the concept of "play" are hurting
themselves and each other.
She does not expect total or exclusive devotion; She does not want
to stand between you and your God or Goddess. She'd just like it if you think
about Her every once in a while, remember to treat yourself well, and keep
it Safe, Sane and Consensual. That would make Her extremely happy.
If that sounds good to you, and you would like to become a member
of our congregation, stick around after the Service for the Mass Baptism.
And if you would like to become a member of the Order, you can talk to us
later. We could always use a few more suckers--I mean tithing members.
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