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Movies

If you're a friend of the Mother Superior or the Grand Inquisitor, or if you have ever been to the Main Chapter House, you know that we have a bit of a video collection. For those that haven't, we have a couple of movies -- well, more like 400. And we've recentlly added a DVD player and Home Theater System, so we get our explosions in 3-D! Here are some of our favorites, philosophical and otherwise:

Muppet Treasure Island

George of the Jungle

Crazy People

Arthur
Dudley Moore is a drunk millionaire's son looking for some meaning to his life; Liza Minelli is a diner waitress stealing a tie for her father's birthday. The movie is a funny and moving story about people leading different lives and their coming together. One of the Grand Inquisitor's Favorites.

Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure
Yeah, so it's campy. And true, it's very dated. But it's not that terrible, if you look at it with the right attitude. Listen to the philosophy in the movie; these two are not the brightest filaments in the light bulb, but they call 'em as they see 'em ("Hiya, Royal Ugly Dude!") and try to treat everyone as they'd like to be treated ("Be Excellent to Each Other!").

Distinguished Gentleman
Eddie Murphy is a small-time con man who discovers that he's in the wrong town, and goes where the big money is -- the House of Representatives, Washington, DC. A really good movie for an irreverent look at the current political world in America.

Dragon Heart
Ever been able to lip-read a dragon before? You can with Draco! The special effects are excellent, and the story is marvelous, about a disillusioned man and the last of the Dragons. Highly recommended, if only for the Old Code.

Demolition Man
Sylvester Stallone and Denis Leary star in this science fiction movie about the world of a future, where it has become a "Brady bunch version of itself." A bad guy wreaks havoc, and Sly is unfrozen to get him. Great stuff.

Hook
Robin Williams is Peter Banning - I mean Pan - I mean . . . Peter Pan has grown up, and Captain Hook takes his kids to get him back to NeverLand. ("Peter Pan's got kids?") A Great Movie. "That was a good game."

History of the World, Part I
Classic Mel Brooks stuff; his take on history from the beginning of the human race to the French Revolution. ("The Inquisition; What a Show!")

Blazing Saddles
A down on his luck railroad worker is made sheriff of a small western town that is in the way of the new railroad, to try and make the citizens leave. In a desperate situation he uses humor and imagination to overcome many obstacles. Another Mel Brooks piece that is lots of fun...especially the campfire scene.

Ferris Buehler's Day Off
Have you ever wanted to play hookey? Well, who hasn't? This is a great story of a boy who just has to have some fun while trying not to get caught.

Labyrinth
David Bowie has a marvelous wardrobe, and Jim Henson and Brian Froud had fun creating goblins for this wonderful fantasy movie about a young teenager who learns about Life from the search for her little brother. At the time Jim Henson died, this was the closest thing to a Muppet Movie that the Grand Inquisitor owned; it got watched a lot.

King Kong vs. Godzilla
The
classic Rubber Monster Movie. For extra fun, try doing the MST3K/Rocky Horror thing to it -- try talking back to the screen, or putting words in the monsters' mouths. (As King Kong rubs at his chest, where Godzie just tried to fry him: "My suit! My brand new $50 suit! Now you're going to get it!") Also fun in groups.

No Cure for Cancer and Lock 'n' Load
(Comedy concerts; we have No Cure on videotape, and got Lock 'n' Load from HBO.) Dennis Leary uses his own irreverent sense of humor to point out hypocrisies and idiosyncrasies in our modern world.

Willy Wonka & the Chocolate Factory
A dreamer and oddball seeks the right person to take over the running of his chocolate factory after he is gone. Along the way we meet some good examples of bad examples, get a lot of good philosophy and have lots of fun.

Lion King
The closest thing we've seen to a Pagan movie from Disney. A young cub learns about his future kingdom, then about treachery, and finally about responsibility and love. From the Circle of Life to Be Prepared (with an oddly familiar 'marching through the square scene'), this is a great movie.

Stripes
One of the first Saturday Night Live Alumni movies, Harold Ramis and Bill Murray are a couple of slackers who decide that going into the army is easier than getting a real job -- to the regret of their drill instructor and the Czechoslovakian army.

Disney's Tarzan

Disney's Robin Hood

We'll add more movies as we get to writing them down, or as you suggest them. So suggest them!

And the Usual Bit at the Bottom: We are always looking for Good Stuff to recommend to the Membership. If you would like to call something to our attention, either something really good or something that's related to one of our suggestions, please Email us and let us know.

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