BOB #1
TOP SECRET
Meet BOB. BOB is from the planet &$#!@. That is pronounced Zingbingdingching. BOB is 3 years old. That is symbolized by the 3 bumps on his head. BOB has come to the earth to study our economic system. They are planning to infiltrate our government. BOB is the spy from his world. He comes pretending he is innocent. In one year BOB will return to &$#!@ with all the information he has collected on us. In the year 2000 an army of aliens disguised as humans will come and invade Washington C.C. Yes, he may look cute and friendly, but if you see this creature, call an &$#!@ expert. DO NOT TRY TO APPREHEND HIM YOURSELF!
Copyright Sarah G.