The Feet Conspiracy
Please read the following describing the conspiracy theory on how shoe size affects relationships and then fill out the survey below. Copy and paste the survey onto an e-mail, (PisceanHeart@hotmail.com). Your feedback is most important for us to get accurate information. Thank you and come back for updates on the Feet Theory.
Okay, it's been decided, Jill has big feet, is too tall, can't get a job, and has a long reigning single status. Megan has small feet, is rather short, finally got a job, and has a boy in mind that is playing games. So the way we see it... our feet are the problem. As you can just imagine the guys walking down the mall staring at our feet (after they look at our asses) and gasping. Her feet are huge! Her feet are tiny! Yeah well, guys, our feet don't say anything about how, well, you know... Or do they tell something? We're on a journey now to find out how shoe size affects relationship status... Are all the people in nice long-lasting happy relationships fitting into a size 7?
Theory #1: Ever noticed you can't find a good looking shoe in a size 9? or in a size 6? Exactly. The shoe factories only make them for size 7. The guys dig the cute shoes. It's a proven fact. Example one: Becca has been in her happy relationship for a year. She wears a 7. Now, we also surveyed someone who doesn't have a very successful love life... they wear a 7 1/2... even the slightest marginal difference matters!! (NOTE: More information could change any examples used in theory one)
Shoe Size (normal)
Other sizes:
Are you in a relationship now?
If yes, describe your feelings (are you happy, confused)
If no, how long have you been single?
Have you ever had unrequited love?
Are you involved with someone who is leading you on?
Do you wear big black clunky shoes - sometimes, often, never?
Do you wear Doc Martens - sometimes, often, never?
Do you wear tennis shoes - sometimes, often, never?
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