You are not a true Lockhart fan if you haven't signed the guestbook and written a poem dedicated to Gilderoy!

He annoyed us all in the second book
One talk with him was all it took
I wouldn't let him into my nook
However beautiful he may look (Isabelle Moody)

Gilderoy, oh Gilderoy.
You're the man that I'd employ.
For the D.A.T.D.A. job.
Much better than that Lupin slob!

Gilderoy, dear Gilderoy
You always were a brilliant boy
You aced all quizzes and your tests,
You outshine (by far) all the rest.

'Cause Gilderoy, yes, Gilderoy,
You know that magic's not a toy
You fight the Dark Arts every day
For hardly any wage or pay.

And Gilderoy, dear Gilderoy,
You're not egotistical at all or coy
You're the pinnacle of modesty
Now about your fifteenth biography... (Priscellie)

Defence Against the Dark Arts,
Will Never be the same.
Without that Lockhart
Who, to many was a pain.(Nicole Blair)

Lockhart is a man of great brains,
Does nothing for personal gain,
He smiles and I shiver,
True passion delivers,
(excuse me, this poem is making me ill..) (Alexa)

Oh, you're delicious (akusen)

My heart is locked,
but you hold the gilded key.... (Julie)

Lockhart is an incredibly
Ostentatious,
Cocky, self-centered
Kind of guy.
How did he ever get
A job at Hogwarts?
Really, he's not so bad, I guess.
Though Snape's the only one for me! (Snape's Girl)

Gilderoy
Gilderoy
A perpetual source of joy (Ann)

There was an author named Lockhart
Once he let out a big fart
It stunk up the world
And killed a girl
Because it stopped her heart. (Chloe McLearly)

His eyes are as blue as my chapstick
His hair is as blond as Britney Spears
Tanja wishes he was hers
He's really divine
The hero who conquered the pixies. (Tali)

Lockhart was a vain one,
And now his day is done.
Tanja will always remember him,
Though I thought him rather dim. (Jume)