Lorelai and Rory Gilmore, the owners of The Crapshack. They store their thingz in unusual places but to them it's an every day occurence. They go to Luke's Diner every day to get the Elixir of Life and to eat because neither one of them knows how to cook and it's extremely unusual to find food other then icecream, junkfood and candy at The Crapshack.