Bomb

Alright, im going to tell you how to make a bomb...

A real bomb....

One that will blow stuff up and seriosly injure or kill you. You might build this bomb, set it off, and find out all the people you love are dead because of this bomb you built....

Before i start, I should point out that making bombs is a bad idea. Its dangerous. And its probibly illegal. Im not sure; who really knows what is illegal these days anyway? I mean its illegal to park a scooter on a sidewalk, so im sure making a bomb is illegal too.

If you make this bomb, which i dont advise, i cannot be held responsable for the conciquenses of your stupid actions. I wouldn't be able to get credit for your SMART actions, so im sure as hell im not going to be blame for your stupid ones. I probibly dont even know you anyway. Fact is, I personnaly dont know anyone stupid enough to build a bomb.

This information is only for educational or entertainment purposes. If you wanna learn out of cureosity how dumbasses like yourself make bombs, well thats just great. Just dont make one yourself, or tell anyone how to do it. And if you think this kinda thing that is entertaining, well than, Yippie! You just found the laughing capitol of the internet. Yuck it up, while you still can. Well dont blame me if one minute your laughing, slapping your knee with your hand, and the next your in the hospital with burns all over your body. Yeah whose laughing now, slapnuts?

Bombs are serious shit kids, Don't fuck aroun with em.

OK, heres what you need to build a bomb:

1 - 3 oz. box orange jello
1 - 3 oz. box pineapple jello
2 cups of Orange Juice- heated to boiling
1 cantalope - cut into cubes
1 - 9 oz. of frozen whipped topping - thawed

After you have all the parts together, then comes the tricky part. All usual caution of disclaimers apply. You need to carfully assemble the bomb from all the parts you gathered together. Now dissolve the jello into hot orange juice. Be VERY carfull! Chill partially. Fold in cantalope and whipped topping. Chill untill firm. Run like hell if anything strange starts to happen.

Got the bomb all put together? Still in one piece? Good.

Now that you have your own pet bomb, you can name it. Then you have a few options: you can set it off (not recommended; see above), you can attempt to diffuse it so you can sleep easily at night, You can stash it under your bed and wait for the day that the communists knock at you door, or you can turn yourself in to the police and have there bomb squad diffuse it for you. If your lucky they might let you watch.

Thats all for now stay out of trouble!