I've know some guys who thought they were pretty smart,
But you've got being right down to an art.
You think you're some kind of genius, you drive me up the wall
You're a regular, original, know-it-all.
Oh, you think you're special, oh, you think you're something else.
Ok, so you're a rocket scientist.
That don't impress me much.
So you've got the brains, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
I've never known a guy who carried a mirror in his pocket
And a comb up his sleeve, just in case.
And all that extra hold gel in your hair oughta lock it,
`Cause, heaven forbid, it should fall out of place.
Oh, you think you're special, oh, you think you're something else.
Ok, so you're Brad Pitt.
That don't impress me much.
So you've got the looks, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
You're the kind of guy that likes to shine his machine.
You make me take off my shoes before you let me get in.
Now I can't believe you kiss your car goodnight.
Come on baby, tell me, you must be joking, right?
Oh, you think you're something special, oh, you think you're something else.
Ok, so you've got a car.
That don't impress me much.
So you've got the moves, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm in the middle of the night.
That don't impress me much.
You think you're cool, but have you got the touch?
Now don't get me wrong, I think you're alright,
But that won't keep me warm on the long, cold, lonely nights.
That don't impress me much.
Ok, so what do you think, you're Elvis or something?
That don't impress me much.