The Waitresses 3rd Session Secret Song
This goes with the tune of Ice Ice Baby, by Vanilla Ice. This song makes fun of bunkhouse. I wish I had pictures of it, we all dressed like them.
Catherine was Pete
Reve was Mike
Alycia was Billy
Ali was Kevin
Gina was Weasel
Emily was Matt
If I weren't a waitress here at SVC
If I weren't a waitress Bunkhouse I would be
*Ice Ice Baby Starts*
Yo! SVC, let's hack it
*Threw down Hacky Sacs we ganked from them*
Yo, lets sit and quote movies
We watch Mallrats and say "Snoochie Boochies"
We watch Office Space nightly
but we fall asleep cuz we're tucked in tightly
Will we ever work?
Yo, I dont know
Turn off the lights, and we'll go.

Back to the Bunkhouse where we'll watch the TV
Play playstation on the couch that smells like pee.

Hack!
Thats how Janelle's leg broke
But don't think it was a practical joke
Running!
Every morning at 7
When we get back the showers are heaven.
We'll be back at 2 in time for Passions
Then go to Tops for the latest fasions

If there was a problem
Yo! We did it
Check out the kitchen where the waitresses fixed it.

Was the dishes
Scrub the pots
Mop the Floor
Get the milk

Yo Mr. Pete whats up with those laces?
Come on now stop makin them faces

Hey Harry Potter! Oops thats Mike
We all know thats the Book you like

Then Theres Billy, he's new though
Thats ok, cuz he's Toni's little bro

You'd always find Kevin doing a drill
He failed math, so he's in school still

Weasel!
He's got a cheesy smily
Thinks his sleeve is the newest style

Mr. Matt's the Assistant cook
He really likes that Spongebob look

Need to find us?
In the gameroom we'll be
Playing pinochle, or some rummy

If there was a problem
Yo! We did it
Check out the kitchen where the waitresses fixed it

Bunk house baby
Bunk house baby
Bunk house baby
Bunk house baby
Yo lets get out of here...
Word to your counceller