| The Waitresses 5th Session Secret Song! |
| This all goes with Queen songs. It starts out with tunes from "We Are The Champions", then "We Will Rock You", then "Bohemian Rhapsody". They were altered to fit us. I added pictures to accompany it. |
| 1st, "We Are The Waitresses" |
| We Clean our tables, time after time You make them messy, but we really dont mind You raise your hands, We answer you We've had our share of pie in the face, but we've gotten through *heeheeheehee heeheeheehee heeheeheehee heeheeheehee* We are the waitresses, my friends And we'll keep on serving til the end We are the waitresses, we are the waitresses No time for bunkhouse, cuz we are the waitresses Of the Camp Don't like Grandma's Jell-o, It made the list Support staff doesnt like us, or so we think But we love Steve and Nick Gage is in the dirty secret room, where we never want to sleep We find it a challenge to watch Passions with general swim at 2. And we keep sweating, sweating, sweating We are the waitresses, my friends And we'll keep on serving til the end We are the waitresses, we are the waitresses No time for bunkhouse, cuz we are the waitresses Of the Camp We are the waitresses, my friends And we'll keep on serving til the end We are the waitresses, we are the waitresses No time for bunkhouse, cuz we are the waitresses |
| 2nd, *cuts into*, "We Will Serve You" |
| Campers you are dirty, scummy, sweaty Cant wait to go home on Saturday you got mud on your plates Big Disgrace Kicking that food all over the place Singin.. We Will, We Will serve you. We Will, We Will serve you. We Will, We Will serve you. We Will, We Will serve you. |
| 3rd, *cuts into*, "The Waitress Rhapsody" |
| I see a little Turner Camper over there Go Away! Go Away! Go back to your cabin Send us the bunkhouse, to get the mops out Please! Stack the tables, Stack the tables Stack the tables, Stack the tables Stack the tables then you go-o-o-o I'm just a waitress, no body likes me She's just a waitress, she's got no body to help her clean this Monstrosity Mrs. Debbie! Mr. Adam! Mr. Matt let us go! We have to leave to get 2 hours of sleep of sleep! Of Sleeeeeeep! *headbanging starts(think waynes world)* So you think you can leave your mess behind? So you think you can walk right out the door? Ooohh Campers! Just listen to us campers! We just want to get out, just want to get out of the kitchen |
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