Southern Girls



Southern girls know bad manners when they see them:

Drinking straight out of a can

Not sending thank you notes.

White shoes before Easter or after Labor day.



Southern girls appreciate their natural assets:

Dewy skin

A winning smile.

That unforgettable southern drawl..



Southern girls know their manners:

"Yes, Ma'am."

"No, Sir."



Southern girls have a distinct way with fond expressions:

"Y'all come back!"

"Well, bless your heart!"

"Drop by when you can."

"How's your mother?"

"Love your hair."



Southern girls don't sweat....they glisten.



Southern girls know their summer weather report.

Humidity

Humidity

Humidity



Southern girls know their three R's:

Rich.

Richer.

Richest.



Southern girls know their vacation spots:

The beach

The beach

The beach



Southern girls know the joys of June, July and August:

Summer tans

Wide-brimmed hats.



Southern girls know everybodys first name:

Honey

Sugah

Darlin'



Southern girls know the movies that speak to their hearts:

Gone With The Wind

Fried Green Tomatoes

Driving Miss Daisy

Steel Magnolias



Southern girls know their religions:

Baptist

Methodist

Football



Southern girls know their country breakfasts:

Red-eye gravy

Grits

Country ham

Mouth-watering homemade biscuits



Southern girls know their cities dripping with southern charm:

Savannah

Charleston

'Nawlins

Birmingham

Richmond



Southern girls know elegant gentlemen:

Men in uniform

Men in tuxedos

Rhett Butler, of course!



Y'all know southern girls are quick on the drawl.



Southern girls know their prime real estate:

The Mall

The Beauty Salon

The Nail Salon



Southern girls know the three deadly sins:

Bad hair

Bad manners

Bad blind dates



Southern girls know men may come and go but friends are fo'evah!



I do believe we need to add one more to this list

We know how to say, My, my, my!

When what we really mean is:BS!!



~Author Unknown~



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