Da One and Only Toofless Crack Ho
I've seen cornbread, and I've
seen it crumble!! When faced with a choice between two evils, I like to
choose the kinkier one. Afterall, it's only illegal if you get caught.
Like a midget at a urinal, you must stay on your toes! I learned the hard
way ... Never get into a fight with an ugly person, cuz they have nothing
to lose.
Sanity - it's all in your head! Conscience is the inner voice that
warns us that someone may be looking, but if you speak kind words to
others, the voices in your head will stop. Great are those who make others
feel like they suck. Simply put: Life is puke, and we're the buckets.
Remember: Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and
annoys the hell outta the pig. Instead, preserve wildlife, pickle a
squirrel!
What I Look For In Other People:
Honesty and a good sense of humor
Things I Like:
Clubs/Dancing, Lasagna, Reading, Rollerblading, Biking, Pestering TheClam
Things I Don't Like:
Amphibians, Reptiles, Liars, Vanity, Vegetables, People who think they can sing, yet really can't!
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