Al Miller
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Al Miller's heart is a lump of butter
It got that way cuz he likes the taste of bacon and eggs
Al Miller's been my friend since college
Although you never saw him take classes.
Al Miller's always been a philosopher
He says stuff like:
"Gettin drunk with your landlord
Not a smart thing to do
Don't trust a guy who
Keeps his change in his wallet."
Al Miller's wife rides the NordicTrack
She NordicTracks while Al eats his bacon and eggs
Al Miller had a weird lump on his elbow
Got it cut off, never even sat down.
Al Miller's always been a philosopher
He says stuff like:
"Get a clock radio
That's the kind of life you're gonna have
Don't like your stirfry?
Send it back!"
Al Miller don't cater for gossip
Yet he'll get in a cab and talk Egyptian politics
Won't drink red wine, or get an earring
Never went through a phase where he dyed his hair black.
Al Miller's always being a philosopher
He says stuff like:
"Gettin' drunk in a hotel?
Well then you better play Low Die."
He says stuff like:
"Bruce, why you writing a song about me?"
What he should say as he looks in the mirror is:
"I am Al Miller!"
Courtesy of Bruce McCulloch and Atlantic Records
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