Dave's Bio

Dave Foley was born to two star crossed, time travelling lovers from the year 3027. They had traveled back to the year 1962 in search of a good place to make out. For you see their families were sworn enemies, and their love was forbidden. He was a beta-drone-worker and she was an epsilon-class-beaurocrat. Bbut in a quiet corner of West End Toronto, a thousand years before their parents were even born, they pledged their undying devotion with flesh and sweat and fluid. And so, Dave was conceived. This explains his bizarre obsession with science and technology. And his insistence that star trek should be airing on the travel channel.

Frustrated by the lack of teleportation devices and by the stationary sidewalks, Dave turned his mind to comedy. He attended Second City workshops where he met Kevin McDonald. they formed a comedy team, heard an unsubstantiated story about the Jack Benny show, and went on to sform the Kids in the Hall with Mark, Bruce and Scott.

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