Smoosh your boobs for an "overall increase in size and lift"
Can't your husband do this for free?
Roll egg-looking plastic thingies on your cheeks to make them less flabby and more rosy.
For large american breasts, eat F Cup cookies. Make sure to drink with lots of milk! lol
Are you tired of your huge misshapen head always fugging up your life? Smush your noggin into this chin-strap looking thing and small face be happy!
You have ugly mouth and teeth. Go fix now! I'm not sure what this is supposed to do other than train you to smile "properly"