COSMETICS COMPANIES / BEAUTY SUPPLY HOUSE PHONE NUMBERS AND WEBSITES

 

These numbers are where to purchase or find  information regarding each
company's
products. These numbers include hair, skincare products and makeup. Also
included are
the names and numbers of several beauty supply houses that might make
locating
particular products easier!

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Abba 1-800-848-4475
Adrien Arpel 212-333-7700
Advance Group 1-604-8870
Alberto Culver 708-450-3000

Alcone. Retail store: 212-633-0551. Mailorder warehouse and catalogue:
              718-361-8373. Makeup for theatre, film, tv and print. Meaning:
anything
              from LeClerc powder and Visiora foundation to fake blood,
Kryolan, Joe
              Blasco, wigs, brushes etc. etc. etc. Plus, a well-written
catalogue
          filled with tips and instructions.

All Set 1-800-323-3219

Almay 1-800-473-8566 (in Canada 919-603-2000)
            (Known for their hypoallergenic formulas as well as their liquid
             "I-Liner", a favorite of many alt.fashion readers for its ease
of
             application.)

Aloe Advantage 800-433-5303
Aloe-Up. 800-537-ALOE

Alpha Hydrox/Neoteric (Some of the most effective and inexpensive Alpha
Hydroxy Acid
                      products on the market.)
                      1-800-552-5742

American International (Ardell lashes, Andrea freshups, etc. lots of neato
                       stuff like Clubman Talc.) 800-621-9585

Amway 800-544-7167
Aqua Glycolic 800-253-9499
Aqua Net 800-626-7283
ARTec 1-800323-6817
AromaVera. 800-669-9514

Aveda 1-800-328-0849  http://www.aveda.com/index.html
      (Botanical line of haircare, skincare and makeup. Known for
      exceptional lipsticks with a good taste! Perhaps BEST known
      for its haircare line of "pure" ingredients.)

Avlon 800-33-AVLON
Avon 1-800-FOR-AVON

Bain de Terre 1-800-242-9283
Ball Beauty Supplies (LA) 213-655-2330
Basis (Beiersdorf, also makes Nivea products) 1-800-925-4832

Bath & Body Works 1-800-395-1001 (A division of Express clothing,
specializing
                                  in botanical toiletries.)
Beauty Without Cruelty 707-769-5120
Belvedere International 905-568-0711
BeneFit 1-800-781-2336

Ben Nye 310-839-1984 (An interesting line, preferred by many pros. Includes
                     lots of theatrical makeup and special effects
products.)

BeautiControl 1-800-872-0601  http://www.webcom.com/bcontrol (Sells body
glue product
               to keep clothing in place!)

Beauty Without Cruelty  http://www.actual.co.uk/beauty.plc/
Bigelow Chemists (Makers of bag balm, an exceptional moisturizer!)
1-800-793-5433
Bioelements 1-800-433-6650
BioMedic 1-800-66-MEDIC  http://www.bioskin.com/

Bindi (New-age-y, based on Ayurvedic principles) 718-268-7347

Bobbi Brown Essentials 212-980-3232 (Excellent makeup brushes and yellow
based
foundations.)

The Body Shop 1-800-541-2535 http://www.The-Body-Shop.com/
              (Very good line of reasonably priced skincare, haircare, and
               innovative cosmetics. Known for its "trade, not aid" program
               and environmental awareness. Coconut Hair Shine and Lipscuff
               are among some of thier highly recommended products.)

Bonne Bell 216-221-0800 (LipSmackers, of course, plus the ever-popular Skin
               Musk,etc.They manufacture an oil inhibiting lotion which is
very
         inexpensive and is identical to Origins' Zero Oil.)

Borghese 212-572-3100
Braun Style Shaper Brush 1-800-272-8611
Breck 1-800-457-8739
Brocato 800-243-0275
Brownes and Co. Apothecary (Miami) 305-532-8703
Bumble and Bumble 1-800-7-BUMBLE

Cabot. 800-532-4232 (All products fortified with Vitamin  E, has an
excellent
                    line of opaque makeup to cover discoloration.)

Caswell-Massey (America's oldest apothecary store feauturing
                historically interesting perfumes and toiletries.
                1-302-735-8900)

Celeste (Caruso Steamsetter rollers) 800-942-2081

Chanel 212-688-5055 (Known best for their classic fragrances.)

Charles of the Ritz 800-473-8566
Chesebrough-Pond's 800-626-7283
Chattem, makers of Corn Silk powder. 615-821-4571
Citre Shine (Especially well known for the clarifying quality of their
shampoo.)
714-839-1940
Christian Dior 212-759-1840
Clairol 1-800223-5800

Clarins 212-980-1800 (Most highly recommended self-tanner among alt.fashion
readers.)

Clinique 212-572-3800 http://www.univbkstr.com/clinique/prevtips.html (Well
known
         for being hypoallergenic and having a wide assortment of products
and
  colors.)

Color Me Beautiful 800-533-5503 (A makeup line based upon "seasonal"
coloring.)

Comptoir Sud Pacifique (Pricey French fragrance packed in cool aluminum
                       spray bottles). 212-333-3200

Cosmania (Specializes in AHA products and anti-oxidant formulas.)
          http://intros.com/cosmania/

Cosmetic Center (Atlanta Area and MD,BA,NC,IL, PA) 800-233-0987
Cosmetics Plus (retail store) Beauty Hotline: 800-545-0705
Coty 212-850-2300 (24 hour lipstick and loose powders are highly
recommended.)

Cover Girl 1-800-451-6679
Crabtree & Evelyn 1-800-253-1519 (English toiletries, including Papier du
Poudre
                             blotting papers.)

Creative Nail Design Systems 1-800-700-4939


Del Labs (Sally Hansen, Naturistics, Natural Glow, La Cross, Propa pH)
          516-293-7070 (The Propa pH anti acne mask is highly recommended by
          many alt.fashion readers, as is the Natural Glow pressed powder
containing
         rice powder.)

Denman. (Excellent hairbrushes and combs from England.) 800-848-6866

Denorex 800-322-3129

Dep Corporation 800-326-2855 (Best known for its hair gels.)

Dermablend (one of the superbest concealers, also the same company that
            does Flori Roberts makeup--a line for women of color)
800-631-2158

Dermalogica 1-800-831-5150

Diane Young. A NYC skincare salon with their own products. 212-753-1200

Donna Karan New York 1-800-647-7474 (This line of skincare was not
particularly
       liked by most alt.fashion readers, although it got quite a bit of
press in many
       fashion magazines as being something exceptional.)

Dove (One of the most widely used facial bars, recommended by
dermatologists.)1-800-451-6679

Dow Brands 800-444-0699
Dudley's 800-334-4150


Ecco Bella Botanicals  http://monsterbit.com/touch/ebb1.html
Elizabeth Arden 212-261-1000

Elke Makeup (Coming soon! See biography section for more information about
  alt.fashion's "makeup artist in residence" and her email newsletter
publication.)

Emulgen Cosmetics http://www.vikora.com/Namaste/business/Emulgen/

English Ideas 1-800-LIPLAST (Makes a cellulose lipsealer-the same ingredient
used
                             to coat Tylenol caplets!)
Ethocyn 1-800-227-2085
Erno Laszlo 1-800-793-7955
Estee Lauder 212-572-4800 (Very highly recommended skincare, especially
Enriched
            Undermakeup Creme and Estoderme Cream. Fruition is a popular
product, but
            works better as a moisturizer than an exfoliant because of its
low AHA
         content.)
Excelsior 800-236-6001

Faberge Organics 800-243-580
Facepaint Cosmetics
http://www.xensei.com/users/wayward/facepaint/fphome.html
Face Stockholm
Fashion Experience http://www.cais.com/cosmetics/
Fashion Fair 1-800-631-2158 (Made for women of color.)
Fermodyl 800-223-2339
Finesse 800-621-3379
Flori Roberts 1-800-903-5674 (Made for women of color.)
Focus 21 800-832-2887
Fun! cosmetics 1-800-5000FUN
Framesi 800-245-6323

Fran Wilson (Cool stuff like cake mascara, Moodmatcher Lipstick,
            longlasting lipsticks, other stuff, all inexpensive.)
212-838-8600

Fredrick's Beauty Supply Co. (Chicago) 800-439-1994

Freeman 1-310-470-6840 (Pineapple enzyme facial wash is one of their most
                        popular products among alt.fashion readers. Very
                        reasonably priced.)

Friends Beauty Supply (LA) 818-769-3834


Galderma Laboratories, Inc. (Makers of highly recommended Cetaphil cleanser,
a product
                        often recommended by dermatologists. Many
alt.fashion readers
                        have found however that it is not particularly
effective in
                        removing makeup.  Some  blend it with baking soda to
make it
                        more abrasive and exfoliant. Perhaps best known for
being
                        advocated by Paula Begoun, see biography section for
more
                    information about her.)
                        Fort Worth, TX 76133

Gale Hayman. Who can resist the tiny leopard-print lipstick tubes? A pretty
             good catalogue resource. 800-FOR-GALE

Galina Zigmond Cosmetics (Touts itself to be the "world's first truly
all-natural
                      cosmetic company".)

http://www.webmerchants.com/galina/products.html

Garden Botanika 800-968-7842 (Hair, skincare, and makeup. Has an impressive
array
                             of fragrances and essential oils.)
Gary Gerard 1-800-437-2731
Gilette company (also makes Jafra skincare products)1-800-872-7202
Goldwell 1-800-869-9322
Grace Cosmetics http://www.qldnet.com.au/fitz/proma/grace.htm
Graham Webb 1-800-869-9322
Guerlain 1-800-882-8820 (Makes one of the best powder bronzer quads on the
market. No
                        glitter and very natural looking.)

Guinot Skincare 1-800-444-6621


Halsa 1-800-326-2855
Hard Candy nailpolish (Nail polish in brights and pastels.)
http://www.nando.net/ads/hbelk/candy.html
Hayashi 1-800-448-9500
Hazel Bishop  http://cybersight.com/cgi-bin/hb/s
Head & Shoulders 1-800-723-9569
Helene Curtis 1-800-621-3379
Hugo Boss Cologne  http://www.wordslam.hugo.com/
H20 Plus 1-800-242-BATH (Also makes a line of makeup.)

Il-Makiage 1-800-722-1011 (A professional line of makeup, also carries one
of the
                          most popular makeup cases among makeup artists.)
Image 1-800-421-8528

Iman cosmetics. For women of color. Highly recommended, especially the
mascara.
          212-582-3473.

Infusium 1-800-223-5800 (Infusium 21 leave-in spray is one of thier most
highly
                         recommended products. Very inexpensive as well.)
Ivory 1-800-723-9569


Jafra skincare http://www.xmission.com:80/~jafravh/

Jane Cosmetics 1-800-820-JANE
http://troom.com/lookinggood/lookinggood.html
              (Geared toward younger girls, but very reasonably priced and
               botanically enhanced ingredients. Browned-down Red is a
lipstick
               shade very popular among alt.fashion readers.)

Japonesque 1-800-955-6662 (Known for their makeup brushes and lipstick
cases.)
                     P.O.Box 644
                     Sausalito, CA 94966

Jason Natural Cosmetics. 310-277-0437
Jennifer's Model Search Cosmetics
http://www.hollywoodmall.com/makeup/Mmenu2.htm
Jergens 513-421-1400
Jheri Redding 1-800-326-6247
Jhirmack 1-800-222-0453
J.F. Lazartigue 1-212-288-2250 (A VERY expensive line of haircare products.)

Joe Blasco (professional line, on the heavy side). 800-553-1580

John Frieda (Makers of Frizz-Ease Serum and many other good
products.)1-800-521-3189

Johnson & Johnson 1-800-526-3967 (Makes the Clean&Clear line of skincare as
well as
                  Purpose moisturizer, highly recommended by
dermatologists.)

Joico 1-800-44-JOICO
Jolen Cream Bleach 1-303-255-4449
Jose Eber 1-800-548-8663
Judith August Cosmetics  800 528-4878


Karin Herzog. The skincare products that are favored by Uma Thurman and
Linda
              Evangelista, if you care about such things. For info on where
to find
              Karin Herzog, call Skinformation at 1-800-261-7261. Expensive
stuff
              (like $35 for a really teeny jar.)

Kanan Beauty Supply  1-800-408-8885
Kenra 1-800-428-8073
Key West Aloe http://key-west.com/stores/kwaloe.html

Kiehls 1-800-KIEHLS-1 (A company that's been around since the 1800's and has
some
                  of the best moisturizers and lip balm made. Many of the
haircare
                   products are used by the top hairstylists in the
country.)

KMS 1800-342-5567 (Their silicone shine enhancer is highly recommended by
many
                  alt.fashion readers.)

Kryolan. (Ooooh. For Halloween especially, but they also have wonderful
          basics. Glitter. Fake blood. Black lipstick. White greaspaint.
Silver
          hairspray. Great concealers. A makeup-artist resource.Excellent,
          professional quality. Beautiful palettes that look like artist's
watercolor
          sets, but they're lipsticks or eyeshadows or concealers.)
415-863-9684

LA Looks 1-800-326-2855
Lagona Kosmetik http://cymetric.com/earth_general/catdocs/logonlog.htm
Lancaster (212) 593-7400
Lancie Cosmetics1-800-308-2920

Lancome (212) 984-4444(Foundation, skincare and Intencils mascara are all
highly
        recommended by alt.fashion readers. The Bi-Facil makeup remover is
     exceptional.)

L'anza 1-800-423-0307
Lange 1-800-227-1406
Laura Geller  800 MAKEUP-4U or 212 570-LIPS

La Prairie (Quite possibly THE most expensive cosmetics line...)
            1-800-821-5718  http://199.170.0.191/index.html

L'Oreal 1-800-322-2036 (Owned by Cosmair, same company as Lancome. Many of
the
        same kinds of products in terms of quality, especially the
Plentitude line of
        skincare.Make some of the best mascaras on the market, especially
for the
    price.)

Lubriderm 1-800-223-0182
Logics International 1-800-3-LOGICS
LORAC 1-213-882-4477
Lori Davis 1-800-832-4430
Luster's Pink 1-800-621-4255

MAC 1-800-387-6707 (Especially well known for their longlasting matte
lipsticks and
                   exceptional foundations. A favorite brand, recommended by
many
                   alt.fashion readers. A truly exceptional line of
professional
                   quality makeup.StudioFix powder foundation is one of
their most
                   popular, and Viva Glam matte red lipstick is one of the
best shades
                   of red to be found!)

Madeline Mono 1-800-621-6333

The Makeup Center (NYC retail store with house brand and others, makeup
lessons, too)
                  212-977-9494

Makeup Forever 800 757-5175
Mane 'N' Tail 1-800-827-9815

Manic Panic Cosmetics (Known for their intense shades of makeup and
haircolor...bright
                      reds, greens, blues, silver glitter lipstick, etc.)
                      64-66 White Street, Third Floor
                      New York, NY  10013

Marcelle 1-800-387-7710
Marilyn Miglin. 800-447-8555
Mary Kay Cosmetics 1-800-MARY KAY
http://cyberzine.org/html/Cosmetics/cosmetics2.html

Mason Pearson (Quite possibly THE best hairbrushes on the market.)
516-599-1770
Mastey 1-800-6-MASTEY
Matrix 1-800-282-2822 http://www.inetbiz.com/madison/gs104.htm
Max Factor 1-800-526-8787
Maybelline 901-320-4778
M.D. Formulations 1-800-822-1223
Merle Norman  http://www.dnet.net/merle/
Monteil of Paris 212-593-7400

Murad 1-800-336-8723 (An expensive line, but very much liked by most
alt.fashion
                readers.Contains AHA and salicylic acid and hydroquinone as
its
                main ingredients. Some alt.fashion readers claim Alpha
Hydrox
                products work just as well, for much less money.)

Naimie's Film & TV Beauty Supply (LA) 1-818-763-7072
Nature Food Centers (Kiss My Face,etc.) 1-800-USE-NATURE
NeoStrata 1-800-628-9904 (One of the better AHA products around.)
Neutrogena 1-800-421-6857 (AHA cream recommended by dermatologists for under
eye
                      area.)

Newway http://www.aescon.com/alexandra/other.htm (This is an exceptionally
informative
       homepage with lots of information regarding product ingredients.)

Nexxus 1-800-444-6399
New York Cosmetics- 800 537-5301
Nina Ricci 1-800-525-NINA
Nioxin 1-800-628-9890
Nordstrom Beauty Hotline 1-800-7-BEAUTY

Nivea 1-800-233-2340 (Hydro-Cleansing Gel is a highly recommended face wash,
as are
                     their moisturizers and lotions.)

Norma Kamali 1-800-4-KAMALI
Nu Skin 1-801-345-1000
Nucleic-A 1-800-444-0699

Oil of Olay 1-800-285-5170 (One of the most reasonably priced and
recommended SPF 15
                           moisturizers on the market.)

OPI 1-800-341-9999 (High quality nail color and treatments. Well known for
color
variety.)

Oribe at Elizabeth Arden 212-319-3910

Oriental Beauty Collection
http://www.primenet.com/~glenda/oriental_beauty.html
Origins 1-800-723-7310 (One of the more reasonably priced department store
lines,
                   specializing in botanical skincare and makeup. Known for
their
                   very sheer foundation in the "Some" formula, medium
coverage in
                    the "More" formula, and opaque coverage in "Most".)

Orlane/Kelemata. 212-750-1111
Orly 1-800-275-1111
Ouidad 1-800-677-HAIR

Pantene 1-800-723-9569
Paul Mitchell 1-800-793-8790
Perlier 1-800-755-5009 (Wonderful soaps and toiletries in scents such as
honey, white
                       almond, and vanilla. Definitely recommended by most
alt.fashion
                       readers.A skincare line containing milk is also among
their
                    products.)
Pert 1-800-723-9569
Physicians Formuala 1-800-968-3855
Phytology 1800-55PHYTO
Phytotherathrie 1-800-648-0349
Pond's 1-800-243-5804
Poppy. The Australian lipstick princess. 212-598-4400

Prescriptives 1-212-572-4400 (Especially well known for their extensive
range of
         foundations, including customized blending of foundation colors and
     powders to suit any skin tone.)

Prestige Cosmetics 1-800-722-7488 (Very reasonably priced lip and eyeliners
of
                           outstanding quality.)

Pro 10 (Excellent nail polish color assortment.) 1-800-444-0563
Proctor & Gamble 1-800-723-9569
Professionals (makeup) 212-247-9299

Quantum 1-800621-3379

Rachel Perry (Excellent, inexpensive botanical skincare. Tangerine Dream
face wash is
             a favorite among many alt.fashion readers.) 818-888-5881

Rave 1-800-626-RAVE
Ray Beauty Supply (NYC)1-800-253-0993

Resource Ultra Sensitive Skincare. Products for those with sensitive skin,
                                   specifically formulated for people on
Retin-A.
                                   800-ASK-DERM

Redken 1-800-423-5369

Redmond (Aussie line of haircare. 3 Minute Miracle is one of the most
reasonably
   priced conditioners for the quality to be found.)1-800-328-0159

Repechage 1-800-284-5044 http://www.repechage.com/index.html
Retin A 1-800-99-RETIN-A

Revlon 1-800-473-8566 (Colorstay, their line of longwearing makeup has found
to be
    VERY longlasting but somewhat difficult to remove . Though rather
drying, their
     Colorstay lipsticks are longer lasting than other similar formulas on
the
     market.)


Ricky's Beauty Supply (NYC) 212-979-5232

Robert Craig (Regular contributor to alt.fashion; created "The Bad Hair Day
Kit"
mentioned
                        as an editor's favorite in March 1996 Allure
magazine.)1-800-91-SALON
                        He contributed extensively to the hair color FAQ,
see also the
biography section.

Rubigo. They make Rubligo bronzing powder--the one in the little terracotta
        pots, also an excellent plastic eyelash comb. Note: company name is
Rubigo
        (without the l, product name is Rubiglo, don't ask me why...)
201-784-8670

Rusk. (Hair stuff, including Rusk Radical Creme) 800-USERUSK

Sally Beauty Supply (national chain in US) 1-800-284-SALLY
Salon Selectives 1-800-621-3379
Salon Style 1-800-44-0699

Samuel Par 1-800-448-0800 (Known for excellent blemish treatment wand.)

Schawarzkopf 1-800-324-4672
Scruples 1-800-457-0016
Sebastian 1-800-829-7322 (One of the most extensive array of haircare
products to be
                        found! Potion No 9 leave-in conditioner is a
favorite among
                       many alt.fashion readers. L'Oreals "Anti-Frizz" is a
               similar, less expensive product.)

Selsun Blue- 1-800-227-5767
Senna Cosmetics 1-800-537-3662
Senscience 1800-22-VITAL
Sheseido 1-800-354-2160
http://www.shiseido.co.jp/e/info_e/sstory_e/sstory.html
        (Excellent eyelash curler, made specifically for Asian eyes.)

Shu Uemura (Especially known for their quality makeup brushes and loose
powder.)
            1-800-743-8205

Soft Sheen 1-800-621-6143

Sorbie 1-800-322-8738
Stagelight Cosmetics 212-889-7833(Very good resource for glittery shades.)
Stila 1-800-883-0400
STUDIO GEAR 800 617-9483 for locations
Style 1-800-444-0699
Suave 1-800-621-3379
Susan Lucci 1-800-345-1515

St. Ives (A very reasonably priced line of botanical skincare and haircare
products. A
         favorite among many alt.fashion readers--especially their Swiss
Vanilla
    shampoo and conditioner.)818-709-5500  http://www.stives.com (Excellent
website with free sample giveaway!)

Sudden Youth 1-800-628-6471


Taut Facial Cleanser 1-800-GETTAUT
Terre a Savon 1-800-345-6404
TIGI 1-800-256-9391

Trade Secret (beauty supply, call for a store near you)1-800-8117
Tresemme 708-450-3000
Tressa 1-800-879-8737
Tri 1-800-458-8874
T'riffic Skincare  http://www.trific.com/

Trish McEvoy 1-800-431-4306 (Excellent makeup brushes.)

Trucco Cosmetics (made by Sebastian)
http://www.lookinggreat.com/sebastia/index.html
Tweezerman 1-800-645-3340 http://www.tweezerman.com

Ultima II 1-800-473-8566 (Excellent neutral palettes of eyeshadow and
blush.)
Ultra Swim 1-800-745-2429
United Beauty Supply 1-800-635-3950

Urban Decay Cosmetics (A company catering to Generation X, selling lipstick
and
                 nailcolor in such shades as Roach, Bruise, Asphyxia, and
           Mildew...)
     1-800-784-URBAN  http://www.urbandecay.com

US Beauty Supply (Chicago) 312-651-9300

Valerie, Beverly Hills 310 274-7348 or 800 282-5374
Verify Cosmetics http://branch.com/verify/verify.html
Vibrance 1-800-621-3379
Victoria Jackson 1-800-848-7990
Victoria's Secret 1-800-888-8200
Vidal Sassoon 1-800-262-1637

Wella 1-800-843-2656
Wet 'n' Wild. An alt.fashion favorite.(Blackest Red lipstick is quite
similar to
                                 Chanel's Vamp and their megalash mascara is
thought
                                by some to be the best around. All for
around
                         ninety-nine cents!) 914-353-3000

White Rain 1-800-872-7202

Yardley. 800-323-2897
Yves Rocher 1-800-321-3434 (Excellent skincare, but iffy customer service.)
Yves St. Laurent 1-212-621-7300 (Excellent lightning concealer, diffuses
light.)

Zenue/Frederique. Smell like a supermodel. 203-862-8412

Zhen Cosmetics (Specializes in the cosmetic needs of Asian women.)
http://www.dgi.net/zhen/
Zotos 1-800-242-9283


Additional sites related specifically to cosmetics and hair products:
(See also the HAIR section of the FAQ.)

Food and Drug administration homepage, Cosmetic Safety section.
http://vm.cfsan.fda.gov/~dms/cos-toc.html
This site also includes information on shelf life of cosmetics as well
as ingredient information.

The Lipstick Page.  Well over 400 lipsticks indexed and catalogued. A
wonderfully
fun page filled with lipstick colors and makeup application.
http://www.wineasy.se/bjornt/lip.html

The Hairnet. A page dedicated to hair and its maintenance.
http://www.hairnet.com/

CREDITS:
A very special thanks to Mary Clarke, regular alt.fashion contributor (see
biography section for more information), for her help regarding this section
of the FAQ. Elisa Libera's efforts were also much appreciated. Many of the
numbers and more in depth reviews of each of these lines can be found in
_Don't Go to the Cosmetics Counter Without Me_ and _Don't Go Shopping
for Hair Care Products Without Me_ by Paula Begoun (see the biography
section for more information about this very special consumer advocate and
alt.fashion contributor.)