You . . .
Watch the movie at least once a day
Know everyone's part by heart
Go to pet stores to name new kittens
Have X-mas lights in your room that flash when Mr. Mistoffelees plays
Are looking for CATS dancer contacts
Spazz when there's a storm
Slink around corners
Stalk the guy who wears leg warmers in gym
Think CATS costume is normal attire
Wear clothes OVER CATS costume
Attach tail to clothes because you hate being a manx
Can say everyone's name zalphabetically (z-a)
Dream about CATS
Follow your cats because you think they'll take you to Jellicle Ball
Parents console you about your cat's death by saying that it went to Heaviside Layer
Rushed the stage when you saw CATS live
Make everyone call you by your Jellicle name
Have written your Jellicle name on homework/business documents
Refer to ALW as your creator
You nuzzle people
You see cats walking around everywhere, hallucinations
You purr
Parents/friends can say names zalphabetically from hearing you talk
You own a CATS site, Alexen has three
Rush strangers if they look like the CATS actors
You refuse dates because you think {insert name of cat you like here} will be mad
Refuse to speak to someone because they don't like CATS