"My drool bubble tastes like pizza" -Tony
"Maybe my ass will counteract the gas?...uh..ummm...kryptonite!" -Tony and Dave after stuck in here with furnace leaking gas
"Dude,if some major fucking hippy dude died and was cremated and you smoked his ashes,would you get high?" -Tony
"What do the animals at the zoo do?!? BLEAHHHHH!!" -Melissa
"Spit your gum out in an ash tray point blank" -Steve
"When I'm old,I'd like to think the maggots might get ink poisoning from eating me" -Melissa on tattoos
"I see lots of floor....and you guys are peach" -Chris minus contacts
"I need a tree house" -George as he leaves bathroom
"I don't know her well enough to pump her penis" -Melissa on a transvestite she knows of
"Melissa.... What have I become?!?" -Dave
"You form a bond with your lighter..not a deep emotional bond, but a bond" -Frank
"Melissa, you are...you're such a munchkin!" -Dave
"Don't you deep thoughts me!!" -Frank
"Everytime I stand up and stuff, everything seems further from the ground" -Dave
"I can't look at you or else I'm gonna fuckin puke" -Dave
"I don't know why, but there's something about pissing on a tree with a cigarette in your mouth that makes me feel real macho" -Dave
"My mouth is all shocky...like a battery" -Logan
"My hair is an enigma" -Nick
"Does anyone know why Ray is talking about not smoking carpet??" -Chuck
"Are these eyes normal..or are they fucking wide??" -Logan holding eyes open
"That's what addiction is - a neverending circle of pain!!" -Frank
"What he said was really true...but i can't remember what it was right now" -Melissa
"I just became aware of my teeth" -Phil
"So graham crackers and kool-aid it is!!" -Melissa
"I choose door number C" -Phil
"I felt that one mustering up in my stomach!" -Melissa after a burp
"is mustering a word?" -Jesse
"No" -Melissa after checking dictionary
"Why is Mr. Rogers going 'oooooo' and holding a picture of Rosie O'Donnel??" -Dave
"I wanna stand next to him so maybe I'll get laid" -Tony
"Don't you look at me like that, you ghostly ghostly ghoul!" -Dave
"Laura, I wish we could just be on sexual terms...
Laura, open your mouth wide so you can catch all my sperms" -Dave's song
"I almost went off the chair on that one" -Frank
"Did anyone here ever get a prostate exam?" -Dave
"Nope" -Josh
"Me either" -Dave
"I'm lost between the confusion of nothing" -Mary
"All those people, God bless their souls, they're all dead" -Mike
"They should make a fire fighting devise based around the beer bong" -Mike
"What is that a joke?? I work in a peanut butter factory!" -Mike
"Dave fell in the oven and said-cook me at 350 and I'll be done in a few seconds" -Melissa
"I'm homeless!!" -Dave jumping in air
"I just busted ass...I felt something, I thought to myself-it can't get any worse" -Jesse
"Join us...." -Frank whispering while dressed in drag,grabbing his breasts
"Inside I'm a microwave oven, I cook really fast" -Jackie
"Mel, I'll suck your dick for 10 dollars" -Jesse
"I'll eat your asshole" -Dave
"When he gets out of prison we should get some coke off him" -Frank after watching 'Blow'
"I wonder if Chris hit Frank in the nose, powder would fly out" -Jesse
"he looked like a hairy ogre, with hooks in him" -Melissa
"There's no greater feeling in the world than 2 girls sucking your dick at the same time" -Nate
"Eating a girls asshole would have to be a bond like no other" -Drunk Chris