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GiZMO13SOLiD: Hi.
PimpMastahPump: Yo nigga.
GiZMO13SOLiD: What's happening?
PimpMastahPump: Nothing much, man. Just
scouring the internet for news to complain about.
And my stomach feels like it might start digesting
itself.
PimpMastahPump: What about with you?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Nice. That's how you find
things to write about in your journal. I should do
that, too, in attempt to heighten my skills.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I am bored..
PimpMastahPump: Me too. That's why I'm doing
this.
GiZMO13SOLiD: oh i see.
PimpMastahPump: It's hard, though.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You didn't get the memo?
PimpMastahPump: Memo?
GiZMO13SOLiD: About the TPS reports?
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
PimpMastahPump: Look, I got the memo, it's right
he-
GiZMO13SOLiD: I saw a commercial, where at
an office place a football player tackles an
employee and yells about the TPS reports. I
laughed my ass off.
PimpMastahPump: That's because TPS reports
are so hilarious.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Very so hilarious.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Har har.
PimpMastahPump: TPS sounds dirty though. TPS
makes me think of toilet paper. Or tampons.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Hah.. tampons.
GiZMO13SOLiD: DDR pads sound like tampons.
PimpMastahPump: If you call them pads.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I call them pads. Not mats.
PimpMastahPump: I prefer to call them intense
dance aerobics game instruments.
GiZMO13SOLiD: ahh.. i see
GiZMO13SOLiD: IDAGIs
PimpMastahPump: IDAGIs sure do kick ass. I
wish I had one.
PimpMastahPump: A real one.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ha.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I shouldn't be laughing.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Who doesn't?
PimpMastahPump: People who have one.
PimpMastahPump: I need an Extreme machine.
PimpMastahPump: Yes, NEED.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I wish I could PLAY one.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I would have to drive like an
hour to get to one.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Which I wouldn't want to do.
PimpMastahPump: Ouch.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Maybe less than an hour.
heh.........eh.
PimpMastahPump: I have three within about
fifteen minutes of my house.
PimpMastahPump: That I know of.
GiZMO13SOLiD: God , I hate you.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah, I get that a lot.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Are they all $1?
PimpMastahPump: I think so.
GiZMO13SOLiD: nothing beats playing ddr naked
Auto response from PimpMastahPump: I'm eating-
eating like The Fonz would if he had been able
to.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Don't forget to sling that jacket
over your shoulder, and hold it by your pinky.
PimpMastahPump: Aaaa.
Auto response from GiZMO13SOLiD: nothing
beats naked ddr, except for naked ddr with girls
:-D I'm so sad...
PimpMastahPump: Dude, doesn't your dick flop
around everywhere?
GiZMO13SOLiD: Hmm.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You've got a point.
PimpMastahPump: Sounds like you didn't really
do it.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I should wear underwear or a
jockstrap :-P
GiZMO13SOLiD: Nope.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I was only in my underwear.
PimpMastahPump: You'd have to wear
whitey-tighties to pull that off.
GiZMO13SOLiD: yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I would.
PimpMastahPump: By then, you'd be sexier, and
your wang'd be safer if you were just naked.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: They show my total package.
PimpMastahPump: What little there is.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Which... isn't much :-\
PimpMastahPump: DIIIIISS.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: It's... BUUUURRN!!
PimpMastahPump: Aww, I'm sure you have an
amazing schlong.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Amazing is a bit much.
PimpMastahPump: Hah.
PimpMastahPump: Maybe.
PimpMastahPump: But it's still do-able.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Your's on the other hand. (It's
a pun!!!)..
GiZMO13SOLiD: Damn right do-able.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I would guess.. amazing.
PimpMastahPump: Hah, you assume a lot.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I assume correct.
PimpMastahPump: Correctly.
GiZMO13SOLiD: yeah..
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ho, *slap* don't correct me.
PimpMastahPump: Yes sir.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Hey.
PimpMastahPump: I'm am soooo your bitch.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah?
GiZMO13SOLiD: When i play ddr, even short
periods, my lungs get phlegmy (sp?) and i cough.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Should I take breaks after that,
or what is up?
PimpMastahPump: Probably a bit of a break to
clear your throat.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Would you think it's too much
for me?
GiZMO13SOLiD: My endurance is poor.
PimpMastahPump: I can keep going for a long
time without too much of a break, but it wasn't
akways like that.
PimpMastahPump: That's why you need to keep
pushing your body.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Thats becauseyour the master.
PimpMastahPump: Not really. I've seen this dude
play three ten-foot songs in a row without a
problem.
GiZMO13SOLiD: 10 foot.. hmm
PimpMastahPump: But there is this guy who
considers me his DDR god. And two dudes
bowed to me when I beat the Maxx Unlimited.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You beat maxx unlimited?
PimpMastahPump: About six times.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Because you're A LOT better
than him. And he is nothing to you!
GiZMO13SOLiD: Muwahaha
GiZMO13SOLiD: *cough*
PimpMastahPump: A week or two ago, for the
first time.
PimpMastahPump: That just leaves Paranoia
Survivor Max, and the Legend of Max, I think.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I've seen video clips of these
dudes that did Max300 3 times in a row
PimpMastahPump: I can pass everything else.
PimpMastahPump: That I know of.
GiZMO13SOLiD: survivor max, is that new? or is
it the same as survivor?
GiZMO13SOLiD: GiZMO13SOLiD: I've seen video
clips of these dudes that did Max300 3 times in a
row with barrape, though.
PimpMastahPump: Survivor Max is Survivor, but
backwards, longer, and a little changed up.
PimpMastahPump: It also has an Oni mode,
which is imfuckingpossible.
GiZMO13SOLiD: backwards = reverse? or just
opposite or something?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I sux0rs at oni. ha. I have to
learn to PA faster songs.
PimpMastahPump: That guy that can pass
Legend of Max, Paranoia Survivor, Max 300,
and all of those with no problem, could only make
it about thirty seconds through.
GiZMO13SOLiD: ic
GiZMO13SOLiD: PimpMastahPump: But there
is this guy who considers me his DDR god. And
two dudes bowed to me when I beat the Maxx
Unlimited.
PimpMastahPump: Yeah?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I bet people are like, "man...
what we gonna do? how we gonna play ddr? erik's
back in town"
PimpMastahPump: Hah, not really. There are a lot
of great players in SA. That's probably why I'm as
good as I am after playing DDR for about eight
months. There's a lot of competition, so there's a
lot of striving to kick ass.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Erik competes?
GiZMO13SOLiD: OMG
GiZMO13SOLiD: Have you ever rambled about
that/
PimpMastahPump: Not really.
PimpMastahPump: I do intend to enter the next
tourney held here.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Nice.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Erik's gonna kick ass.
PimpMastahPump: I hope so. I'm playing a lot of
double to improve my single skills.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You play maniac double?
GiZMO13SOLiD: I want to see footage of that..
PimpMastahPump: Yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: of anyone maniac double. all i
see on the internet is freestyle double which =
basic
PimpMastahPump: I wish I had some, but I'd feel
like an ass bringing a camera to the arcade.
PimpMastahPump: I've ALMOST passed Max300
on heavy double.
GiZMO13SOLiD: whaa
GiZMO13SOLiD: Have drizz hold the cam or
something
PimpMastahPump: He doesn't live here.
GiZMO13SOLiD: well if you go to the mall
GiZMO13SOLiD: Or wherever
GiZMO13SOLiD: (You were with Drizz when you
met with ... umm.. what's her name? heh)
PimpMastahPump: Mary.
PimpMastahPump: But that was an hour and a
half away.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Well..
GiZMO13SOLiD: Then I dunno
PimpMastahPump:
http://web.ics.purdue.edu/~trspangl/files/aaroninj
apan/yasu_deadend_double.avi
GiZMO13SOLiD: ooh.
PimpMastahPump: I can pass that, but it's not that
smooth. And I get like a C or a D.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I havn't seen this one.
GiZMO13SOLiD: I'm tired of people complaining
on how life is shit.
GiZMO13SOLiD: btw, is it ok to bar when you
double?
PimpMastahPump: I never have, but I guess it
must be.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Do you know the BMP of dead
end?
PimpMastahPump: I don't like barring except for
the Max 300, Maxx Unlimited, Survivors, and
Legend of Max on single, and only for a very brief
period, on an esy part, to catch my breath.
PimpMastahPump: 200
GiZMO13SOLiD: damn.
GiZMO13SOLiD: yasu can perfect max300..
GiZMO13SOLiD: Or was it the other dude..?
PimpMastahPump: I know, that's amazing. That is
definitely memorization.
PimpMastahPump: Beats me.
GiZMO13SOLiD: You play ddr fully clothed,
right?
PimpMastahPump: Yeah.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Damn, it would be nice if you
played naked.
GiZMO13SOLiD: ;-)
PimpMastahPump: *gets naked*
PimpMastahPump: Being naked'll have to do.
PimpMastahPump: Ah, dammit, looks like I need
to go, man.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Ah..
GiZMO13SOLiD: K.
GiZMO13SOLiD: np.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Cya lat
PimpMastahPump: Lataz, nig.
GiZMO13SOLiD: Peace
PimpMastahPump signed off at 7:00:18 PM.