Dear Technical Support,
I'm currently running the latest version of Boyfriend, and I've been
Having some problems lately. I've been running the same version of
DrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all the Boyfriend
releases I've tried have always conflicted with it. I hear that
DrinkingBuddies won't crash if Boyfriend is run in background mode and the
sound is turned off. But I'm embarrassed to say I can't find the switch to
turn off the sound. I currently just run them separately and it works okay.
Boyfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Gym program,
Often trying to abort Gym with some sort of timing incompatibility. I
probably should have stayed with Boyfriend 1.0, but I thought I might see better
Performance from Boyfriend 2.0. However, after months of conflicts and other
problems, I consulted a friend who has had experience with Boyfriend 2.0 and
he said I probably didn't have enough cache to run Boyfriend 2.0. He said it might
require a Token Ring to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my
cache, it uninstalled itself.
Shortly after that I installed Boyfriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs were
Supposed to be gone but the first time I used it, it gave me some anyway. I
had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. I very cautiously
upgraded to Boyfriend 4.0 but this time I used a SCSI probe first and also
installed a Virus protection program. It worked okay for a while until I
discovered that Boyfriend 1.0 was still in my system. I tried running
Boyfriend 1.0 again with Boyfriend 4.0 still installed, but Boyfriend 4.0
has a feature that automatically senses the presence of any other version of
Boyfriend and communicates with it in some way which results in the
immediate removal of both versions. The version I have now works pretty well,
but there are still some problems.
Like all versions of Boyfriend, it is written in some obscure language I can't
understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think there is too much attention
paid to the look and feel rather than the desired functionality. And I've
never liked how Boyfriend is totally object oriented.
A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of Boyfriend to
SteadyBoyfriend 1.0 which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version of
Boyfriend. He discovered that SteadyBoyfriend 1.0 expires within a year if you don't
upgrade to LiveInBoyfriend 1.0 so he did. But soon after that, he had to
upgrade to Lover 1.0 which is described as a huge resource hog. It has taken
up all his space, so he can't load anything else.
One of the primary reasons he decided to go with Lover 1.0 was because it
Came bundled with FreeSexPlus. Well it turns out the resource allocation
Module of Lover 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus, particularly
with the new Plug-Ins he occasionally wants to try.
Also, you may find that the BlowJob Wizard won't boot up with Lover 1.0!!
Although my friend did not ask for it, Lover 1.0 came with FriendsGalore
Link, which has an automatic pop-up feature he can't turn off. I told him
To try installing the shareware version of TricksOnTheSide but he said he
heard That if you try to run it without first uninstalling Lover 1.0,
Lover 1.0 will delete all MSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then,
TricksOnTheSide 1.0 won't install at all because of insufficient resources.
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