Kids R Us

Glenn sighs as he walks out into the yard. Finally after 2 months of working and getting settled into his new home he has a day off. His whole body feels like it's been put through the proverbial ringer, and he is going to enjoy a nice relaxing day. He groans as he lays down in the hammock and closes his eyes. The sun beating down on him, providing just enough warmth to make it comfortable. He sighs softly and feels the warmth drag him down into sleep.

He then feels rain? He frowns and feels the cold wetness that's known as water, falling on him. He opens a eye and blinks. It's sunny no clouds and it's only raining on him. *He looks and the waters, coming from on the other side of the fence. He groans and stands, walking over and looking over the fence.

There stands a little girl around 6 holding a hose, grinning at him.

Glenn groans," Hello Chyna."

Chyna grins, "I'm watering you tree for you."

Glenn sighs, "Thank you. "

Glenn just walks away shaking his head, muttering about kids. He heads into the kitchen and looks at the empty fridge and sighs.*

"I knew there was something I was suppose to do," He sighs.

He grabs the car keys and head tot he super market. The shopping's easy it's just him and his husband Mark. But a shriek attracts his attention.

Billy, Chyna's brother has his little Brother Jesse locked in the frozen food fridge. Glenn sighs and turns heading the other way. He blinks as Chyna runs across the frozen meat section with a giggle. Glenn sighs and just walks away from the cart, not even wanting to do groceries anymore.

As he's leaving he feels a tug on his jacket, he looks down a Jesse, who's covered in chocolate.

"I can't find my mommy," Jesse says with a grin.

Glenn sighs and picks Jesse up and sets him on the cashiers belt, letting him ride to the lady, "You don't know how lucky your mommy feels right now," He leaves the store and looks up once he's outside, "I'M NEVER HAVING KIDS!"

He drives home and just decides to hugs Mark and go back to bed. He opens the door and isn't greeted by his husband, but a small four year old with long black hair.

"UNCLE GLENN!!" the boy shrieks and hugs him.

Glenn blinks and looks at Mark, "Do you know what this is?" His eyes fall on the 6 and 7 yrs old blonds on the couch, " What they are?"

Mark sighs, "Glenn, Hunter, Michael and Sean are my nephews, of course I know what they are."

Glenn blinks and picks up the 4 yr old Sean, and walks over to Mark, still holding Sean, "Take them back."

Mark sighs, " I can't dad had a heart attack and they can't deal with them."

Glenn frowns, "Send them back to JEAN!"

Mark snorts, "If you can find her."

Hunter speaks up, "She's in Timbuktu."

Sean frowns and shakes his head, " No she's not, Grandpa said that she's in hell in a hand basket and it's your guys fault."

Mark chuckles and takes Sean, "Glenn it's only for until dad gets better or Jean shows up. You know her, She could be here tomorrow for them."

Glenn sighs, and remembers the stories about this woman, that she basically dumps the kids on anyone at anytime.

He finally sighs and nods, "Alright they can stay with us."

Mark smiles and kisses him softly, "I'll make it up to you tonight baby."

Glenn grins and pulls Mark close, stroking his back.

"EEEWW COOTIES!" Michael and Hunter both yell.

Sean giggles from where he's at in a Mark's arm. Glenn can't help but sigh and shakes his head.

Mark chuckles and puts Sean down on the ground gives him a pat on the bottom, "Go outside a play."

Sean giggles and grabs his teddy bear, before dashing outside, with his brothers. Mark then pulls Glenn into a heart stopping kiss.

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Sean bounces outside and pounce Hunter, holding onto his shoulders as Hunter grabs him behind the knees, "What are we going to do?"

Hunter bounces as he walks, making Sean giggle, "Hide and Seek?"

Michael looks around the yard and frowns, "No where to hide."

Sean smiles, "TAG!"

A girl peeks over the fence with two boys.

Chyna giggles, "HI!!!"

Hunter turns and then walks over there with Michael, " HI! I'm Hunter and this my brother Michael and my little brother Sean. What's your name?"

Michael waves and Sean waves shyly.

Chyna grins, "I'm Chyna and this my big brother Billy and my little brother Jesse."

Jesse smiles and waves shyly, Billy hops over the fence. He smiles and offers Hunter his hand, like his daddy always does. Hunter grins and shakes it, setting Sean down. Jesse and Chyna follow and Sean being the shy one, hangs onto Hunter's shirt.

Chyna giggles and bounces, "Glenn and Mark your uncles?"

Shawn nods, " Yuppers mark's cool, but I don't think Glenn likes us."

Hunter sighs, "I don't think any adults like us."

Jesse smiles softly at Sean, "wanna play?"

Sean bites his lip and then smiles, "Ok. What do you want to play."

Chyna frowns, " that can't be true, all adults like kids. All you have to do is look cute."

Jesse smiles at Sean and bounces, " Tag? I love that game."

Billy sighs and rolls his eyes at Jesse, "Kids."

Jesse frowns at Billy, "You only 7 barf breath."

Billy shrugs, " Your 5, braid brain."

Chyna shakes her head, " They poopy heads, just ignore them."

Sean nods and bounces, holding his bear close.

Jesse grins, " What's your teddy's name?"

Sean shows him to Jesse, "This is Mister fuzzy, say hello mister Fuzzy."

Jesse giggles and then Shawn looks at everyone.

"Why don't we all play tag?" He asks.

They all nod and Jesse tags billy and they are run around Screaming for the rest of the afternoon. Until Jesse, Chyna, and Billy's Daddy pokes his head over the fence.

Mick Foley smiles, " Dinner time kids."

Glenn and Mark walks out, both looking happy and Mark smiles at the 6 kids.

Mick grins at them, " Your nephews?"

Mark nods, " my sisters Sons."

Mick grins, " You guys will have a blast trust me. Hey we're having a BBQ, next week why not come over. I'm sure we'll be seeing a lot of each other, any ways."

Mark nods, "We'll be there Mick, and thank you."

Mick grins, " no problems, come on kids."

Chyna, Billy and Jesse, use the garbage cans and climb over the fence, "bye see you tomorrow."

Hunter, Michael and Sean wave, before they follow Mark and Glenn into the house.

Glenn sighs and sits on the couch, he leans back and closes his eyes. He though opens one, when He feels a little body, crawl into his lap. Sean grins up at him and shows him, Mister fuzzy.

"See! This is Mister Fuzzy," He says with a smile.

Glenn nods and looks at the worn teddy bear, " Yeah, he's nice."

Sean smiles and then snuggles close, closing his eyes. Mark frowns as he walks in with the kids suitcase.

"look at those clothes," Mark says with a deep frown.

He shows Glenn the worn out dirty clothes, and Glenn frowns.

"This is all they have?" Glenn asks, petting Sean's hair gently.

Mark nod and Glenn shrugs, " We'll just have to go shopping tomorrow and get them some proper clothes."

Hunter looks up at him, "You would do that?"

Glenn nods, "Yeah of course Hunter, I mean those are barely good to play in."

Hunter blinks up at the big man, with confusion, " Why we're not your responsibility?"

Glenn frowns, seeing what passing these kids has done to them, "Because someone's got to kiddo. You need some nice clothes to play with your friends and to go to school in."

Shawn blinks, "We're going to get to go to school!"

Glenn and mark blink, " yeah!"

Shawn grins and Hunter bounces, but Sean looks up at him.

"Can I go?" Sean asks, clutching Mr Fuzzy close.

Glenn cocks his head, " Well you can go to preschool if you want."

Sean grins and kisses Glenn's cheek. Mark chuckles as Glenn just blinks at Sean.

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