Jokes
Jokes
A women went to a meat shop and asked for a chiken.
the bucther held up one and said, "this wil be $1.75."
"it's a little small," the woman said, "do you have a larger one?"
since it was the only one he had,the butcher went into bacther
back ,where he beat it,stretched it to the scales.
he weighed it and said,"this will be $2.25."
"fine," said the woman, "i'll take them bo.
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Two entrepreneurs, Jack and John, decided to start a bungee-jumping
business south of the border. They went to Casa del Sol, Mexico, built a
huge platform, and opened for business. By noon the first day, they
both noticed that while everyone was watching,no one was buying
tickets.Jack told John to go up and jump, so everyone could see
how much fun it was, and then they would buy tickets and try it.
John jumped, almost reached the ground, and sprang back up.
Jack saw that hisshirt was torn and his hair was mussed.John came
down again and sprang back up. This time he had several bruises
and his clothes were ripped to shreds.The third time down and back up,
and he had several open wounds, a broken arm,and was bruised over most
of his body.Jack quickly raised John to the platform andasked him what in
the world was going on.John replied, 'I'm not sure.
Do you know what 'pinata' means?'
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T hirdAge Joke of the Day Strange Turnpike Turnings
Modern-day miracles, it seems, do occur -- and in the strangest places.
A Christian evangelist driving down a Virginia turnpike is pulled over for
speeding. The trooper smells alcohol in the vehicle and sees an empty
wine bottle on the floor.The officer asks the cleric: "Have you been
drinking, sir?""Only water, officer," the minister says.
"Then why do I distinctly smell wine in your car?
The minister looks at the bottle and says, "Good Lord! He's done it again!"
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