Tim Alles


Tim Alles, Curator to the Dark Lord (he doesnt know what curator means) and not really all that great at keyboard. He is currently attending Valparaiso University where he is learning how to be 10 tens awesomer at music than the rest of GLB. Fortuanately, wine exists. Haha. He was born in Chicago (no joke) but then quickly moved around a bunch until he came to Hanover. This is where GLB started. His hobbies are gentle moonlight walks on the beach, screaming on the radio, and listening to songs over and over again. Finally, his solo career has really taken off with the release of WEENEYWEINER'S VERY FINE DAY. This is good, because it is debatable whether or not he is actually in GLB.