no im not dyslexic im an asshole

i also have onlyone eye (you know i mean you danni you fuckhead!!!!!!!!!) becuse me and danni we fucking about one dayand he stuck aa fucking great chunkof woodor somethinginmy eyes!!!!! i went to hospital but teh dumbfuck had squash my eye so it was taken out. it hurt like fuck and the bastard payed in pain i tell you!!!! pain!!!!!!!

while in hospital i decided i woud be knoen as glittering crimson from then on so i was. my real name is Chase Mynard but i usuerly get calls of TREETOPS and HIGHTOWER becuse im nearly 7 feet tall!!!!!! danni has orange hair no make than neon orange so when we go out its funny as hell!!!!! people stare at us and i stare right back!!!!!!

me and danni use his PC to get on the Internet and whenwe arent browsing PORN we just lurk around and piss peopel off!!!! since xmas we have been banned about 7 times from everywhere!!!! this sitemaynot exists mutch longer and ive only had it since then!!!!

my other hobbies are torturing our cat. its called MONZO and its a fucking nutter!!!!! it bites and screens at you so you have to back off or it rips your fucking trousers to shreds!!!!! ill give youa clue - - - glittering + water pistol + cat = glittering back in charge

i cant be arsed to type any more so fuck off.