| Title: Harry Potter Fanatic List
Feedback: Appreciated very much. E-mail Me Archive: Ask first, I'll say yes. Rating: G. Pairing: None. Summary: A list of things to tell if you're a fanatic or not...I am. Notes: OK, kind of stupid and not really fanfic, but what else am I going to do with my time? Watch Buffy? Disclaimer: I don't own anything except the plot. JK Rowling, Scholastic, and people who are luckier than me own everything else. Big surprise. |
You Know When You're A Harry Potter Fan To The Extreme When… By Alison D/C: Don't own anything except the items. JK Rowling, Scholastic, and people who are luckier than me own everything else. ~*~*~ 1. You go to pet stores and ask if they have any owls there. 2. You scream whenever you see a rat-it could be Pettigrew! 3. You ask the principal of your school if you can have a Yule Ball on Christmas. 4. You complain about never getting to write with quills. 5. You get banned from candy stores for asking one time too many for Bertie Bott's Every Flavor Beans. 6. You wear a S.P.E.W. badge and tell people off for elf enslavement. 7. You find yourself pointing at people and muttering a charm under your breath. 8. You go to London and keep tapping a certain brick in a wall, and get frustrated when it doesn't open to Diagon Alley. 9. There have been reports of people seeing you running around in your backyard on a broomstick (Fly, broomstick, fly!) 10. You spend your free time making up lists of how you know if you're a Harry Potter fan to the extreme. FIN |