ALTERNATE CARD COMMENTS

These were the alternate comments we wanted to put into the Euro-Gift card!

Ok, please remember these were done VERY tongue-in-cheek by a large group of women, who'd had very little sleep and had been eating lots of chocolate *lol* - and these were the ones I COULD print!

Normally though, we're very good! *wink*

Seven men, seven nights, no coincidence! Seven empty rooms and thirty-three women = your loss We had the bath house and body servants all ready Bareback Larabee, Tanner, Standish, Wilmington, Dunne, Jackson, Sanchez…long may they ride! Never judge a man by the size of his gun! We left some rooms free for you - where were you? Thirty-three women and you could have had your pick! We'll be gentle…if you want us too M7 EP 02 - are you coming? Thirty-three women, Seven Men, strip poker and we "leave nothing to chance" With all our lust The good, the bad and the horny Tony - thirty-three women, strip poker - think you can take us on? Take us now! Andy, we'll show you the real wild west (of England) Wanted - Starke naked and ready to go! Can we have your babies? Tablecloths on order - please state length! EP02 - Scene re-enactments - our choice! Hotel comes with gym - Mike care to show us your 'American Dragon'? Guys come show us your long riders Eric - can you give us a 'Close' encounter? Eric - you can Darken our Skies anytime! Tony - when chased by tomatoes - come get saucy with us! October in England can be cold - but there are 33 body-warmers Biehn there, done that, want to do it again…with you! To quote Mike in American Dragons - "fuck you too" …please? Eric - please come 'now and again'…and again…and again Audience ratings target - 18 to 25 year old men - yeah right! Dale make trax in this direction and show us how to really slow time Mike we hear your fast…wanna prove it? Buck naked….any chance? Dale, how about a rendition of 'Moon' river? I need a hero…right now M7: The bare facts *wink* Magnificent what…exactly? Are you 'magnificent' in every way? We'll prove English women aren't all bad….we're wicked! Seven Men for hire - can we? We've been tied to the bed by Wickes…save us? Come drive the European way - practical instructions and demonstration available Please come and have your annual service Ron, we'll be the beauties if you'll be beastly Let's ride….anytime, anywhere, anyway! There's more than one eligible woman in this town Chris can we help you out of those tight black jeans

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