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| I've never really enjoyed phys ed in junior high and high school. the only time i really enjoyed it was when we played field hockey. what i truly hated was trying to run a mile in 10 minutes in order to recieve a B for the quarter. So you can imagine my disgust at the winter olympics. okay it's not that bad but i can imagine that all of my previous p.e. teachers get a fucking hard on whenever an olympic event is televised. those cocksuckers. i hate them all and hope they get cancer. keep in mind i have nothing against olympic participants. it's the coaches and trainers i loathe. i'm a fat lazy american who enjoys sofas, nachos, vodka, dr pepper, cable tv, porn and as little activity as possible. and when some cunt teaching p.e. at a certain community college i attended for a semester, yes just for a semester because community colleges are a wretched hive of scum and villainy, complained about quitting smoking and how it wasn't as good as he thought it'd be. awwww. poor overweight, old bastard. part of the class was going to the gym across the street to run 3 miles; the class was 1 1/2 hours long so that's all we did. well, that's all the other students did. i managed to sneak out into my car and smoke weed and listen to my cd player while the students were sweating and the teacher stayed in the classroom. I do enjoy watching certain events of the olympics: anything involving snow and high air always entertain me. diving is interesting to me. maybe it interests me because i hope the contestants will jump to far and hit concrete. nah, not really. bobsledding is....interesting. and that reminds me...remember that john candy movie where he had to train all these jamaicans and turn them into winning bobsledders? i wonder what john candy's corpse looks like. i remember reading in maxim magazine a few months ago that elvis presley's corpse would, to this day, weigh the same as when he died years ago due to all of the preservatives in the junk food he deep fried and consumed. i do enjoy peanut butter and banana sandwiches however elvis enjoyed them deep fried. now THAT sounds good. i wonder if he breaded them or had one of his cronies deep fry them. I'm going to listen to talk radio and eat some poo. God bless the U.S.A.!!!!!!!!!!! |