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when i developed this website o so many years ago i had a dream. a dream that semen could be distributed globally. and, yes, that dream has come true. after many nights of vomiting blood from drinking too much or perhaps not enough vodka and everclear, my goal has been reached. so maybe i should close this site down. toys are made for children yet i have never stopped using them....toys that is. where the fuck is your mind? I don't know....where the fuck is my mind? I found myself here enjoying the solitude of having my own apartment. Living alone is such a great joy. However, one yearns for the deep fried kittens and the steamed pig's feet. I guess I'll never really truely grow up. I have also found myself updating my website for days and days....no one  ever seems to want to sign my guestbook. please, sign my guestbook and i'll let one olsen twin go. ok, not really. i plan on keeping them both in my cellar. See? that's the gist! I have no cellar! But now the time has come  for me to leave and make some ramen noodles. I don't know when I will return, but fear not my one or two faithful viewers....i'll return. "Yes I know, what you know....as I look into your eyes" by the way visit the misanthropic bitch for some wicked shit. ok , here's a post script....please send me your poopies. i really don't feel like going on anymore.