May 14th, 2000
Finally, more proof of intelligent life on earth. Or at least on the internet. It's true that the idea of god is quite incredible and yes, I'm left incredulous. Thanks for bringing it to my attention. See? This is what I want. Point out to me my inadequacies. Why did I not notice my own mistake? Who knows? Perhaps I was in need of ramen noodles. More likely I am merely careless and clumsy.
Anyhow, what will I do today? I am almost positive that my slowly growing fan base is dying to know. I will undoubtedly masturbate to pictures and movies that I find on The Stile Project. I especially admire his collection of anime videos. Where else can I find movies of young looking jap lolitas getting violated and penetrated in several body cavities simultaneously by a bohemoth of a tentacle laden alien? Ah, in the paraphrased words of Stile, "Those japs sure know how to make cartoons."
Right now I am watching the television version of the Naked Gun 2 1/2. I think I'll pop in Toy Story. Nothing gets my juices flowing quicker than animated Little Bo Peep. I have certain things in mind we can do if and when we find her sheep.
Now, as for this picture, the reason I put it here is to illustrate how I feel towards a certain female I know. I'm not dating her nor have I ever. I have not fucked her either. But if I were to ever go down on her snatch I wouldn't be at all surprised if a similar incident such as what was captured in ink to your left would occur to yours truly.
Anyhow, that's the journal update for today. I've got to get going. My ramen noodles are ready and I have dead ants to flick off of my motherboard.