people are strange, when you're as drunk as I have been of course
Man I have so many memories of me being drunk it's not even funny. I lived next to Mexico therefore I could drink all I could for five dollars a night. My favorite as a teenibopper was amaretto sours and tequila shots.
Something I remember is having bought a cheap bottle of Oso Negro Vodka and going to this club called Crazy Lazy's. Well, what I did was pour everyone a bit of this Oso Negro and then someone suggested that I, who had been drinking for 6 hours plus, should break the bottle on the club floor. Well no sooner than I had broken the bottle 2 maybe 3 bouncers had me in their grasp and were throwing me outside of the Mexican club.
Luckily I made it back inside.
So what's the morale for today? Well, if you're going to make an ass of yourself in a Mexican club be sure that you can suck off the bouncers. You know, that reminds me. I had this short lived girlfriend who had a tendency to piss outdoors. Interesting eh? Well, if you have any questions feel free to email me..
well, if you're as bored as me. then you enjoy pics of short girls. Here is one for you. Enjoy. Please don't email me asking who she is. Because I don't know. Otherwise, enjoy!
