I hate A LOT of beef yesterday. I probably ate the equivalent of a small calf.
And you can bet the meat was rare. The beef was a few degrees from having worms crawling around on it. Yummy! And what did I have to drink with this fine cooked animal portion? Water. Plain and simple. I wanted nothing to disguise the taste of the beef and plus I had finished my Pepsi a few hours earlier.
Now, about the picture at the top of the page. It's self-explanatory I believe. I found it while blindly surfing the web. I have no idea who it is or what the artistic meaning is behind it. However I do like the picture and put it up for no reason other than wanting to share it with my loyal hateful and spite ridden fans. And if you're not one of these people with left over teenage angst I have uploaded another picture to this page just for you.
05-21-00
Now, how nonsenical has this update been so far? Quite. I never claimed that I would have any order anywhere on this site.
My favorite infomercial is on right now. I really need some of this stuff. It is , more or less, hair in a can. Just spray on your bald head and wa-la you have toxic paint soaking through your scalp to your brain causing all of the residual LSD chemicals to respond which results in you believing that you actually have hair.
But wait, THERE'S MORE!
It can be applied elsewhere on your body. Ever wanted a hairy ass? Well now is your chance buck-o. Hair on your palms falling out prematurely? This is the solution!
What can I say? I have an overabundance of free time on my hands. Hands which have now been coated with Hair in a Can.