one toke over the line sweet jesus, one toke over the line.

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Okay, granted I have not gotten to any real reader mail. However, this is what is in my mailbox. Enjoy because I am feeling extremely lazy today.

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That's it for the collectors edition. I hope you were as bored as I would be if I were reading the same thing on someone else's site. Take care. Click on picture below for more goodies on another site.

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