It is extremely hot here in this computer room. The vents have been closed off in order to cool off the rest of the house.
But I always manage to stay cool. I mean, after all, I'm wearing a nightgown in the pic to your right and I have been told that pink is my color.
Anyhow, I had a somewhat interesting day. I went to a doctor at one o' clock, drove to Mcdonalds to get some grub, drove to the theatre where I met up with an old friend and watched Mission Impossible part two.
It was a good drama, if you like those sort of movies. The ethnic and racial conflicts which developed seemed predictable.
The movie was chock full of interracial sex, which really gets my juices flowing. However it was merely Tom Cruise's measly white pecker penetrating his Brazilian (?) co-star.
If movie makers have the balls to put sex scenes on the big screen why not have some humongous tentacles penetrating every orifice of a Sailor Moon-esque female? I have my eye on several Pokemon characters who would be great if put in a gang bang scene with, say, Calista Flockhart and everyone who was in the original Heavy Metal cartoon.
****SPOILER****
In the end sequence of Mission Impossible 2, Tom Cruise has an epiphany in which he realizes that his man meat could make his nemesis suffer greatly. Sphincters are torn and fluids fly everywhere. Oh, by the way, the girl whom Tom Cruise boinks in the movie doesn't die from the virus she injects herself with. Instead she suffers the pain and agony of being skullfucked by Leonard Cohen while in a bathtub of soup.
And then the credits rolled. I had never seen so much talent. The text, the speed of the scrolling, all very entertaining!
And the theatre I was in was dark enough for me to take a piss in in the corner. KUDOS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
****END OF SPOILER****
Anyhow, I'm going to get going now.
Keep it bloody for me.
06-06-00
click below on the year 2000's answer to Charles Manson
It looks like our pal here is practicing to be an angst ridden, gun toting high school student! Keep up the good work "Big E" and make sure you've got a full clip in that thing.