06-13-00
Hey there aint nothing wrong with suckin' a guys cock is there? So what if I off'ed him afterwards. I did women around the world a favor by doing so. He asked me to do weird shit. He wanted me to throw eggs at him. So I did it. I mean, God, you meet a guy at a bar, he takes you to his pad and he wants you to bow down to every fucking command he gives you just 'cause he bought you a couple of drinks and wasted some gasoline on you.
He wasn't that bad of a lay, I suppose. Fuck, what am I saying? That motto about pizza being good even if it's bad is a lie. This guy had the weirdest lookin' long john I'd ever seen. I swear this guy shrunk when he got hard. Look, yeah, I killed the fucker.
He wasn't the first and he won't be the last. Hey, there, mr. interviewer.....busy tonight?
Nah, nah....listen that dude you talked to....he was a good fuck. He could eat pussy better than anyone I ever known. He was eating my pussy while I told him about hows I pulled that other fuckers eyeball out. It was kinda like watching a cheesy horror flick. I mean blood and guts was coming out of this guys head. Kinda funny. I figured since it was the first and maybe the only time I'd do something like this I might as well go all the way so I stuck the eyeball in my mouth and chewed on it. You remember when you ate the eraser off of your pencil when you were a kid? Well, it felt like I was chewin' on a rubber ball. Mmmmm. Blood tasted good though despite the eyeball and its ...uh...roughness.
There's somethin' that my friend didn't tell ya. I sucked my boy off after he died. The bowels and bladder are full of piss and shit and they empty themselves when a person dies....but the funny thing was that this guy came after he had been dead a good 15 minutes which was another funny thing 'cause he was sort of a minute man if ya know what I mean. Of course ya do. You're a woman. I'm sure you know exactly what I mean. Anyhow, darling, his cum tasted really strong.
What's that you say? Of course I'm gonna say a lot more than that peckerwood on the account that I know more about it 'cause I fucked the guy and killed him and sucked him off again. I admit it, all I wanted was a one night stand. But after he came on my tits he started tellin' me how much he loved me which I knew was a load of shit. But, after all I'm good in the sack!
(updated for bleu, no, not the chick in the pic though this pic is on my desktop. ENJOY!)
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