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QUALIFICATIONS Couch Potatology Bullshitology Sex machine WORK HISTORY 1998-1998 Certified Nurse’s Aide, New Sunset Nursing Home Provided drool cups, feigned admiration and happiness, laughed heartily behind the backs of the retards because they were just so damned funny, lied to the ‘tards in saying that things would get better for them, watched some mongoloids obsessively clean their rooms when asked while others spat on me and verbally abused me instead, enjoyed watching one ‘tard in particular get a 4 way restraint, listened to the other failures who worked there describe to me in full detail their “could’ves and should’ves.” Thoroughly enjoyed fantasizing about one morbidly and disgustingly obese Registered Nurse getting a cannonball to the head. 1996-1997 Adaptive Learning Center assistant and tutor, University of Nebraska Tried to figure out what the hell the one with the lazy eye was looking at, flipping off my blind supervisor, kicking the seeing eye dog of my blind supervisor, chatting online instead of doing my work, looking up porn, became disgusted at the one who drooled, tried to get one bible thumping assistant to sleep with me with no luck, masturbated at the thought of the bible thumping assistant nude and drenched in my love juice, sneaked out for a lot of cigarrettes. 1995-1995 Dishwasher/Busboy/Pissonmeplease, Grandy’s Restaurants Inc. Watched as the black work release prisoners spit in the dough, pissed in the ketchup stirring vat, silently cussed out the customers, laughed at the attempts of the 89 year old fellow female employee hit on me, masturbated to the thought of the 89 female employee drenched in ketchup, watched maggots squirm around in the raw chicken sitting on the floor in the meat locker, hung out in the meat locker, hid in the meat locker, got paid for being in the meat locker, washed dishes, got burned by water, watched my first interracial kiss between a chink chef and a ditzy dumbass white blonde. 1994-1994 Cashier, McDonalds Corp. Operated cash register, ate dog food, put dog food in happy meals, tried to score with a coke addled girl, tried to score drugs off of same coke addled girl but to no avail, masturbated in drive thru window area, fucked up orders on purpose, fucked up orders accidentally. EDUCATION High School Diploma, South Texas High School for Health Professions, 1996 Degree obtained, school name, year of graduation COMPUTER SKILLS Porn search, webmaster @ http://www.oocities.org/globalsemen/, cybersex 12 years of experience
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