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			>Here is a fairly extensive compilation of some of the extraordinary >sexual activities that can be performed by men: > >1. Hot Lunch - While receiving head from a woman, (her, on her >back, you straddle her chest)you proceed to shit on her chest-just >for the hell of it. She then becomes the "Lunch Lady." > >2. The Stranger - Sitting on your hand until it falls asleep and >then jerking off, eliciting the feeling of a hand job from someone >else. > >3. Donkey Punch - Banging a girl doggy style and then moments >before you cum, sticking your dick in her ass, and then punching her >in the back of the head. This should give you a tremendous >sensation, but for it to work correctly, the girl must be knocked out so that >her asshole tightens up. > >4. Golden Shower - Any form of dropping piss all over a girl. > >5. Pearl Necklace - Whenever you cum on the neck area of a girl - >it takes on the look of beautiful jewelry. > >6. Coyote - This occurs when you wake up in the room of a nasty >woman and you know you've got to give her the slip. However, you >realize that your arm is wrapped around her. Therefore you must gnaw >off you own arm to get out of the situation. Can be very painful. > >7. Purple Mushroom - This occurs when a woman is giving you oral >sex and you pull your penis back slightly before poking it back into >the inside of her cheek. It should leave a lasting impression >similar to that of a purple mushroom. > >8. The Flying Camel - As she is lying on her back and you are >hammering her from your knees, you carefully balance yourself without >using your arms to prop yourself up. You then proceed to flap your >arms and let out a long, shrieking howl, much like you would imagine a >flying camel to sound like. Strictly a class move. > >9. Fishhook - A variation of "The Shocker" (an uninvited digit >placed in the girl's anus ) in which, with the finger still up there, >you "hook" back in the direction the pussy. No real purpose here >other than to think to yourself while doing it, "ahhh yes the >Fishhook......". Another variation called the "New Jersey Meathook" >involves sticking your univited digit in the girl's anus while fucking >her from behind. You finger is then turned upward toward her back >and you pull her entire body toward you over and over while she is >sliding on your cock. > >10. The Ram - Again, you're attacking from behind, when you start >ramming her head against the wall in a rhythmic motion. The force of >the wall should allow for deeper penetration. Very handy for those >lulls in penile sensitivity. > >11. Dog in a Bathtub - This is a proper name for when you attempt to >insert your nuts into a girl's ass. It is so named because it can >be just as hard as keeping a dog in the tub while giving it a bath. > >12. Felching - It occurs after you have been sticking your babe in >the can, you bust your nut in there, back up and then pucker your >lips up to her rim and suck out your ranch dressing. (This is also the >first step of a very advanced maneuver called the Halmstad Hook). > >13. Tossing Salad - One person simply chows box or asshole with the >help of whatever condiments are available, i.e. lettuce, tomatoes, >croutons, vinegar and oil, etc. > >14. The Bronco - Back to reality with this classic. You start by >going doggy style and then just when she is really enjoying it, you >grab her tits and or a large lock of hair as tight as possible and >yell another girl's name or state "Ya know your by far the ugliest >girl I ever fucked". This gives you the feeling of riding a bronco >as she tries to buck you off. > >15. Pink glove - This frequently happens during a marathon session >(maybe a second round) when a girl is simply not wet enough. When >you give up and attempt to pull out to give her money or whatever, the >inside of her twat sticks to your hog like the inside of a leather >glove. Thus, the pink glove. > >16. The Fountain of You - While sitting on her face and having her >eat your ass, jerk off like a madman. Build up as much pressure as >possible before releasing. Then spew like a venerable geyser all >over her face, neck and tits. (Better in her bed). This is also a >variation of the first stage of a Cleveland Steamer to be described >later. > >17. New York Style Taco - (Also known as a wet Betsy) - Anytime when >you are so drunk that when you go down, you boot on her box. All >the fixin's. > >18. The Durty Sanchez - A time honored event in which while laying >the bone doggie style, you insert your finger into said woman's >asshole, pull it out, and wipe it across her upper lip leaving a >thin, shit moustache. This makes her look like someone whose name could be >Durty Sanchez. A very popular European variation of this maneuver >called "The Hitler" involves a simple shit smudge under her nose, >replicating the look of Hitler's mustache. > >19. The Fish Eye - From behind, you shove your finger in her ass, >thereupon she turns around in a one-eyed winking motion to see what >the hell you are doing. At that point, you have received a "Fish Eye." > >20. Tuna Melt - Lights out, you're down on a chick lapping away at >an unusually juicy slab when you discover that it just happens to >be the time of the month. A man of honor, by no means do you stop. When >the whale spews, tartar sauce with a hint of raspberry smothers your >face. (this only work with chicks who REALLY cum hard). > >21. Pole Vault - Originated by ancient Romans. When the female has >sucked your pole to the point of ejaculation she swiftly inserts the >index finger of her right hand into your anus. This suprise causes >a subtle popping out of the eyes, a natural arch to the lower back and >extra propolsion necessary to clear the high bar. Bruce Jenner added >this to his warmup routine after losing to Sergie Bubka in the 1976 >Olympics. > >22. Furr Ball - You're chomping away at some mighty trollop who has >a mane between her legs the size of Lionel Richie's afro, you don't >mind though, that is until a mammoth furr ball gets lodged in your >throat and causes you to beat the piss out of her. > >23. The Chili Dog - You take a shit on a girl's tits and then >proceed to titty fuck her. > >24. A Hot Carl - A simple maneuver where you withdraw your shaft >from the bowls of her anus and place it directly into her mouth for >a cleaning. Apparently some guy named Carl first tried this. > >25. The Cleveland Steamer - Mentioned above in #16. After dumping >your load on and around her chest-you position your ass just above >your own pool of soup and sit in it, full weight, possibly causing >her to gasp for breath. You then pretend to be pulling the whistle cord >on a genuine Cleveland steam ship as you make the loud noise you side in your >spunk from her chest to her bush smearing a spunk trail on her body in >your wake. This can be done with the male facing either direction. The >more authentic the steam whistle sound you make, the better. > >26. The Halmstad Hook - As mentioned above in #12. This is a unique >sequence of events named after a town in Sweden, where this >apparently happens quite frequently. After dumping your spunk in her rear, the >sauce is sucked out of the anus by the male. Once the sauce has >transferred from her bowls to your mouth-the product that has been >created is now known as "Swedish Cheese." The move is completed >when the "Swedish Cheese" is transferred to the ladies mouth via a deep >tongue kiss. You can cap this off with a swift stinging slap of her >ass to show her how much you care and appreciate all her hard work. > >27. The Bismarck: copyrighted by Otto von Bismarck, who not only >united Germany but did pioneering work with the BJ, the Bismarck is >a simple but effective move where a you pull out of a womans mouth >moments before spewing, deliver your entire load into an eye of your >choice, then punch the subject in the same eye. Can generate some >tension in a relationship. (Sometimes credited to one N. Margle)

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