Just when you think it's safe to become an Avon Lady in Connecticut, Lewis the six-toed killer cat gets loose. And you thought all the action was in Bucksport.

Lewis, who looks pretty harmless for a serial clawer, is just your average cat under house arrest awaiting an assault hearing. Allegedly a Mary Kay fan, the cat "ambushed" his local Avon lady and clawed more than one unappreciative neighbor. Reports say animal control issued restraining orders against the feline aggressor.

The longer Lewis languishes under house arrest, the brighter his legend glows among pro-animal folk who may need hobbies. A virtual rock star, Lewis is more popular than Martha Stewart, another formerly home-incarcerated Connecticut native. The felonious feline has fan sites on the Web and FREE LEWIS T-shirts (multiple styles) to fund his defense.

 

 

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