Random Funny Shit A random conversation:
AMRomanov: See, though, I don't get people who give kids candy on Halloween.
EmpressVoudou: yeah?
AMRomanov: I mean, the little bastards are trespassing, right? So you give 'em ten lashes and a stern warning not to come back.
EmpressVoudou: *laughs*
AMRomanov: Yeah, they need more discipline. =P
EmpressVoudou: True True... i like discipline...*grins*
AMRomanov: ::laughs:: Not /that/ kind of discipline, woman! ::purrs, though::
AMRomanov: I meant more the screaming-drill-sergeant kind. I'd pay good money to see a teacher do that, too.
EmpressVoudou: Hmmm, hire a nun. Nuns are tough.
AMRomanov: Heh. My study hall teacher grew up in Catholic school with nuns who'd just immigrated from Ireland.
EmpressVoudou: Heh! the best kind.
AMRomanov: ::laughs:: Yeah. You're /way/ too scared to ask them to repeat something. "Um, I'll just get you the... whiskey you ask-" (WHAP) "I donna drink, ye Irish-hattin' scoom! Liquor is a tool o' the Devil!"
EmpressVoudou: *collapses in laughter*
AMRomanov: ::beams and steals your money::

And Another time:
AMRomanov: Hey, you know who Stephen Hawking is, right?
EmpressVoudou: Yep....
AMRomanov: And what his voice sounds like?
EmpressVoudou: yeah...
AMRomanov: Good. ::purrs:: So then, in German class on Friday we had to watch a video. Yeah, it's fun to have a substitute. And at one point the video mentioned yodeling, so I leaned over to the guy sitting next to me and whispered: "Stephen Hawking, champion yodeler."
EmpressVoudou: *ROFLMAO*

And again:
AMRomanov: Today I learned that fire-retardant foam really is inedible like the container says.
EmpressVoudou: heehee.. NOTHING is inedible, my dear...nothing.
AMRomanov: Oh, I dunno about that. I mean, you probably can't fit, say, Jupiter into your mouth to eat it.
AMRomanov: And even if you could it'd taste really bad. ::nods:
EmpressVoudou: Not the WHOLE thing, sure...
EmpressVoudou: but bits...

The never-ending Invader ZIM refernces:
Rowana SoD: i'm going to sing the doom song now
EmpressVoudou: doomdoomdoomdoomdoomdoooooooooooommm
Rowana SoD: TACO!!!
EmpressVoudou: i love the little tacos..
EmpressVoudou: i love them good.
Rowana SoD: moose!!
Rowana SoD: piggie!!!
EmpressVoudou: what...about...the...bus....
EmpressVoudou: Lies! You LIEEEEEEEEEE!!!!
Rowana SoD: What are you doing GRR
Noooooothing
Nothing or ....something.
EmpressVoudou: let's go to my room, pig!
EmpressVoudou: i am government man, come from the government. the government has sent me.
EmpressVoudou: it's the scary monkey show!
Rowana SoD: Intruder!!
EmpressVoudou: Hey, it's my favorite show! No, this is my favorite show! Look, it's my favorite show....
Rowana SoD: I dooonnn't know
Rowana SoD: "Let's make biscuits! (low voice) Let's make biscuits."
Rowana SoD: "I'm gonna roll around on the floor a little bit, kay?"
Rowana SoD: "Awww... somebody needs a hug."
EmpressVoudou: that boy loves you!!! he loves you sooo much!! *crying and banging fists on the floor*
EmpressVoudou: i'm gonnnnna hug youuuuuuuuuu


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