| superman was very jealous and cheated on the hulk and kent clark(spiderman), so she went tout to a bar and found a blonde named pamela lee. they went over to the futurenamed barb wire, and went to kansas where they said hello to the umpa lump'sand the lollie pop kids. hello. how are you? but there house got yorn down by mr. freeze who got jealous of batman but mistalely took clark kents wife, superwoman, for robin, batman's bed buddy. who is also seeing thor, but has a crush on the incredible hulk, who is well in doubt. pamela decided to divorce batman and married super woman. clark kent (spiderman) who cried and cried on thors shoulder, but thor found out about him and and hulk, batmans evil twin brother. batman cried about james he got beaten with his own pogo stick, from the naughty nurse. superman decided to quit his manwhore life and move to hot sunny antartica. he heard they had women in bikini's ther who would hold his frozen fish whenever he wanted, when he was unpacking for his trip, he saw a peach that made him think about james and the giant donut......peach. he cried and cried until spiderman hit him with kryptonite and made him bleed and bleed, we cried about his death, but figured out he can't die, cause spiderman is his evil stepsister and vise versa. meanwhile*** they went to school and had a pogo stick race, and killed the pogostick teacher with there pogosticks, but thats not all, oh no, that is not all, they almost commited mass suicide, and humped toto's baby's but they resisted, they liked toto and his magical belly button, well we hafta eat our giant peach, but wait...................i am standing like a rose of somebody gave me on there birthday deathbed, i was born on a pirate ship, and my sister grew flowers on valentines day, even though i know she is a good pay, i say she is nasty and to go sit on the corner with a pimp named mr. happypants. she was with kent clark, which was a man with spider reflexes, and as strong as seven-eleven baby's that secretly work for the government agent Dr. evil, and his one ton associate fat bastard, and i will always love you. why? what does love got to do with it got to do with it? Mr. Happypants is a very wealthy man, he lives in the slums of new york, the bronx, but that is where all his women are, but they treat him nice, but they only can treat him nice. because if you make mr. happypants mad, and you can't make him mad, or else he will beat you with a stick and throw poop at you, and call you ugly, and you wouldn't be his woman anymore. and trust me you want to be his woman. even if you are a man...............meanwhile back in the eagles crow, another man named spongebob squarepants was living the life in the black beach, of course thats where they killed leonardo decaprio because of his bad acting and lil peepee. spongebob was a very ugly man with a dog named the hulk (A.K.A Rambo), the lil dog liked to play fetch withj a pogostick and named it francis because his grandma was name jacky and the movie was very special to him, and gave him wonderful doggy dreams, roff roff.69 was my magic code for a treasure not even pirates wantedcause it wasn't really treasure, it was a big sack of potato beans. they were very nice potato beans, they were round and wobbly, with a couple wrinkles. there once was a guy he liked to hike mountains to watch birds fly by, i can't mention his name but he is a very special guy. did you know that my butt is hairy, it is very nice to, all girls scratch it, as much as i would like to tell you about myself i hafta go on with the story, soo..... Mr. Happypants met spongebob squarepants and then they went to a house, a dog house, and put on music and danced with to very fat ugly girls, their names were thelma and louise, they we're very swell dancers until one day thelma broke her hip, she was so happy, so she broke her other hip, and then died a very happy death, and now mr. happypants needed a new dance partner so he went to find a new partner...... and it was!!!!! the next story witch will be here shortly |
