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Sex Is A Thing

Sex is a thing that is super and great
sex is a thing that comes after a date
sex is a thing that doesn't last long
sex is a pussy and a man's schlong
sex is a thing that takes two people
you don't need a church or even a steeple
sex is a thing that causes us trouble
it would be great to have sex in a bubble
sex is a thing you can do if you're gay
sex is a thing you can do it all day
sex is a thing you don't do with glass
sex is a thing you can do in the ass
sex is a thing you can do in the shower
sex is a thing you can charge by the hour
sex is a thing that is done in bed
sex is a woman giving you head
sex is a pussy and a man's penis
you can do it on mars, you can do it on venus
sex is a thing that you can do if you're drunk
sex is a thing you can do in the trunk
sex is a thing you can do with your hand
sex is a thing you can screw a whole band
sex is a thing you can do on the phone
sex is a woman smoking your bone
sex is a thing you can do if you're wet
sex is a thing you don't do with a pet
sex is a thing you can do on the floor
sex is a thing you can do with a whore
sex is a penis and a vagina
and if you're a freak you can use your fine china
sex is a thing you do after prom
unless you went to prom with your mom
sex is a thing you can do if you're sober
i'm sorry to tell you this poem is over.

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