Three old black ladies were getting ready to take a plane across the ocean.

The first lady said, "I don't know about y'all, but I'm gonna wear me some hot pink underwear before I get on that plane."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the other two asked.

The first replied, "Because, if dat plane is gonna crash and I'm out there laying butt-up in a corn field, dey gonna see my butt."

The second lady says, "Well, I'm a-gonna wear me some fluorescent orange underwear."

"Why you gonna wear dat?" the others asked.

The second lady answered: "Because if dis here plane is gonna crash and I'm floating butt-up in the ocean, dey gonna see my butt."

The third old lady says, "Well, I'm not gonna wear any underwear."

"What? No underwear?!" the others said in disbelief.

"Dat's right; you heard me. I'm not wearing any any underwear," the third lady said, "because if dis plane crashes, dey always look for dat black box first."