A blind guy sitting on a bar stool shouts to the bartender, “Wanna hear a blonde joke?”

In a hushed voice, the guy next to him says, “Before you tell that joke, you should know something. Our bartender is blonde and the bouncer is blonde. I’m 6’ tall, 200-pounds and a black belt veteran of the Special Forces. The guy sitting next to me is 6’2”, weighs 225 and he’s a rugby player. The fella to your right is 6’5”, pushing 300 pounds and he’s a wrestler. Each one of us is blonde. Think about it, mister. You still wanna’ tell that joke?”

The blind guy thinks for a moment and replies, “Nah, not if I’m gonna have to explain it five times.”