THE DRINKER'S ALPHABET

• A- Alcohol
  • The key to surviving High school
• B- Beer
  • It’s what's for dinner...and breakfast and lunch
• C- Class
  • What you're supposed to get up and go to after last night's party
• D- Dancing
  • A favorite pastime of almost every drunk, usually looks pathetic
• E- Emergency
  • The keg is empty or there is no one over 21 in your drinking party
• F- Fucked Up
  • Signified by leaning over a toilet puking your guts out
• G- Games
  • Anything that involves cards, stripping and chugging beers
• H- Hangover
  • Reminds you of how great last night was and how much you drank
• I- Idiot
  • What you look like after doing a lap dance on fat kid (after just three beers)
• J- Jail
  • Where you'll end up after trying to use a fake ID or stagger home at 5 am
• K- Kissing
  • What you'll do to anything that moves after 15 beers
• L- Lord
  • Person you beg to get you out of every situation involving alcohol
• M- Money
  • That which you no longer have due to two dollar draft night at the bar
• N- Not Again!
  • What you scream when you wake up beside someone you don't know...again
• O- Oh shit
  • What you say as you're falling down the stairs
• P- Pee
  • What you have to do every five minutes while you're drinking beer
• Q- Quit
  • What you promise to do after spending the nite in jail with Bertha the Bearded Transvestite
• R- Reform
  • What you promise god you will do while you're puking in the toilet
• S- Sex
  • What you did with that person you met last night while you were drunk...awwwww yea
• T- Twenty-one
  • Usually the age where u reach ur peak of drinking
• U- Underage
  • Most of the drinking population in town
• V- Vodka
  • The mother of all alcohols and the best way to make Jello (It's a sign.. lol)
• W- Worm
  • The part of Tequila that reminds you of the porcelin god
• X- X-Ray
  • How they can see into your stomach before they pump it (detox)
• Y- Yourself
  • The one who drinks WAY TOO MUCH every week-end
• Z- Zima
  • Zomething Different....Zomething Fun :)~