UNIVERSITY ENTRANCE EXAM: FOOTBALL PLAYER VERSION

Time Limit: 3 Weeks


Foreign Language

What language is spoken in France?


History

Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social conditions.

-OR-

Give the first name of Pierre Trudeau.


Literature

Would you ask William Shakespeare to

(a) build a bridge

(b) sail the ocean

(c) lead an army

(d) WRITE A PLAY


Religion

What religion is the Pope? (circle only one)

(a) Jewish

(b) Catholic

(c) Hindu

(d) Polish

(e) Agnostic


Metric Conversion

How many feet equal 0.0 meters?


Physics

What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand is on the 5?


Religion

How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately)


Geography

What are people in America's far north called?

(a) Westerners

(b) Southerners

(c) Northerners


American History

Spell Bush, Carter, and Clinton.


European History

Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being George the Sixth. Name the previous five.


Natural Science

Where does rain come from?

(a) Macy's

(b) a 7-11

(c) Canada

(d) the sky


Advanced Physics

Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity?

(a) yes

(b) no


Philosophy

What are coat hangers used for?


Political Science

The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country?


Physics

Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium

-OR-

spell your name in BLOCK LETTERS.


Architecture

Where is the basement in a three-story building located?


Agricultural Science

Which part of America produces the most oranges?

(a) New York

(b) Florida

(c) Canada

(d) Wisconsin


Advanced math

If you have three apples, how many apples do you have?


Communications

What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corporation) stand for?


IMPORTANT! You must answer three or more questions correctly to qualify.

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